Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

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How many tons do I have to eat before health damage?
 
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Unpeeled. You gotta keep it wrapped up, man!
 
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Bit if its peeled I can mush up a lot more bananas and pump them into my rectum like a slurry
 
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Bananas are your enemy... or enema considering the direction this thread is going.

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tad10_sl said:
Not when Fukushima #3 is currently venting radioactive steam and possibly in the midst of either another meltdown or its corium is hitting the groundwater and that goes unreported in the MSM.

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Holy fuck, I literally got sent this linkhttp://nsnbc.me/2013/12/30/tepco-qui...3-melting-now/by the resident conspiracy theorists here at work almost exactly an hour before he posted this. Aside from all the "might be" rife in this article, with my limited response time I tried to point out how 89 tons is an insignificant number compared to the approximately 5.5 quadrillion tons our atmosphere consists of, but I got the "but it's radioactive, and the jetstream" answers. So please, oh Rerolled, bestow your magic upon me!
 
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I thoroughly enjoyed that eating 1 banana was equivalent to eating a banana. I am literally slapping my knee.
 
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The lulz capped off with sex being equal to half a banana
 
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Tad are you having sex?

Probably not.
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
Holy fuck, I literally got sent this linkhttp://nsnbc.me/2013/12/30/tepco-qui...3-melting-now/by the resident conspiracy theorists here at work almost exactly an hour before he posted this. Aside from all the "might be" rife in this article, with my limited response time I tried to point out how 89 tons is an insignificant number compared to the approximately 5.5 quadrillion tons our atmosphere consists of, but I got the "but it's radioactive, and the jetstream" answers. So please, oh Rerolled, bestow your magic upon me!
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Bro just send them the banana chart
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
Holy fuck, I literally got sent this linkhttp://nsnbc.me/2013/12/30/tepco-qui...3-melting-now/by the resident conspiracy theorists here at work almost exactly an hour before he posted this. Aside from all the "might be" rife in this article, with my limited response time I tried to point out how 89 tons is an insignificant number compared to the approximately 5.5 quadrillion tons our atmosphere consists of, but I got the "but it's radioactive, and the jetstream" answers. So please, oh Rerolled, bestow your magic upon me!
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Tell them they need to put air-tight polythene bags over their headsimmediatelyto prevent contamination.
 
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I eat at least a banana a day, so it's just like spending my life on top of a nuclear power plant
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To make things worse I also eat a lot of tuna
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So long and thanks for all the fish...
 
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Jesus ate a lot of fish too. Maybe all the mercury caused him to go clinically insane and he was delusional thinking he was the son of god...
and people just followed along...
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I think I cracked the code...
 
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Araysar_sl said:
The lulz capped off with sex being equal to half a banana
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It depends on the guy. Personally I'm packing at least 5/8 of a banana and I'm not talking about one of those little finger bananas either if you know what I'm sayin.
 
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