Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

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Nola

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Yeah this is definitely something that takes getting used to, but you will find the game so much easier once you learn to lean in. Try practicing on those giants that are chained to the big black carts since they tend to be easier to dodge. Get in FRONT of one of them, and when they lift their foot up, roll into them and you will notice you will usually end up behind them, ready to strike. Another thing to learn is not to mash the button, you don't want to roll more than once (which again, from personal experience, I know is hard to do especially in the heat of the moment. I can't tell you how many times I accidentally roll too many times and away from the mob, or accidentally drink more than 1 health potion).
That’s another thing I need to work on is not button smashing. I also been guilty of using two potions back to back due to button mashing when I only required one potion. But I definitely will practice on the chained caravan giant. It’s seem proper dodging is mandatory in this game.
 

Soygen

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I am never buying from any scalping website ever again, that includes Wal-mart. I am firmly against the practice, I didn't scalp my fucking TOOL tickets for thousands of dollars, anyways let me change the subject. Scalping, I hate it and will not support it, I have plenty of patience and PS4 games to even start tbh. To the ones scalping Elden Ring deluxe copies and the one, I would have enjoyed not having to see priced at 1k. I will not support these places, take me to the source fuck all the current state of the industry, that goes for all of them.
This what happens when a Wakandan be maidenless for too long.
 
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Hateyou

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I’m sticking to my too much weed theory.
 
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Hatorade

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So far nothing different in NG+ same drops etc, will keep yall posted.

I finally found a couple complaints. No cutting of tails, and no mimics.
 

Adebisi

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My biggest complaint is the close map button is different than the open map button.
 
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Ritley

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So far nothing different in NG+ same drops etc, will keep yall posted.

I finally found a couple complaints. No cutting of tails, and no mimics.
You mean I’ve been hitting treasure chests before opening them every single time for no reason??
 

Folanlron

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o god the teleport traps ... I don't know honestly I'd rather fight a mimic vs being teleported too the end of the game..
 

Ritley

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Teleporter traps are easy to avoid though, just pay attention when you’re opening them and if smoke starts to come out just back away.
 

Break

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Those insta-kill chariot puzzle tombs suck. Not fun, at all.
 
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to me its wild ive sunk like 40 hours into the game, haven't run into most of the things you guys in this thread have talked about, but have seen a dozen things "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" i haven't read about. how the fuck is this game so massive

sales are gonna be massive, so far it seems like its just behind RDR2 in sales numbers. RDR2 was 3 1/2 years ago and is a hyped western RPG, this is "yeah its a dark souls game" with all the baggage that name has but still people are hyping it to each other.

 
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Hatorade

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o god the teleport traps ... I don't know honestly I'd rather fight a mimic vs being teleported too the end of the game..
End of the game he says
Austin Powers Movie GIF
 
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Nola

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After playing this game I just want to walk up and down my street and kick every dog I see in its head.
 
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Hateyou

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to me its wild ive sunk like 40 hours into the game, haven't run into most of the things you guys in this thread have talked about, but have seen a dozen things "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" i haven't read about. how the fuck is this game so massive

sales are gonna be massive, so far it seems like its just behind RDR2 in sales numbers. RDR2 was 3 1/2 years ago and is a hyped western RPG, this is "yeah its a dark souls game" with all the baggage that name has but still people are hyping it to each other.


Awesome for them, hope the word of mouth keeps it going for a while. Hope this secures a sequel too!
 
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I’m sticking to my too much weed theory.

He's not wrong about how gay it is to do that.

But also I imagine him looking them up on ebay when they're sold out and exclaiming "KRA KRA" when he sees the asking prices.

I got some weird shit going here too, so I get it.
 
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Soygen

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Man that Godrick fight and cut scene is so awesome. Got him down to like 3% twice and died. Time to go to bed mad.
 
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