Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin
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Synj
Dystopian Dreamer
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Hateyou
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Haha, yep. I’m retarded, I thought something was bugged, haven’t ever leveled while holding a weapon I couldn’t fully use yet.
This was most likely also a factor.
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I know it's a retarded mindset but I'll get her, just have to find time to grind it out, Work has been kicking my ass and I haven't really had a chance to try.
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Daezuel
Potato del Grande
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You're actually not allowed to listen to that album without your thumb in your ass.
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rhinohelix
Dental Dammer
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Achtung Baby is so much better. No fingers required.
The power of the music is such that your butthole fingers itself. Or is that Discotheque? I don't remember.
Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Sir, this is the Elden Ring thread. That means you need to play the song while sitting on a sub woofer with a dildo attached to it.
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Hateyou
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I never figured that one out. Bro just stood there pointing at the tree the whole game.
Nirgon
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
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I don't even want to tease anything. This one makes me smirk, a lot. Consider a golden order alt char.
Hateyou
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I know brother coryn is tied into it, I started something with him. But he left RTH and I never found him again. Something I’ll have to look up probably.
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Kriptini
Vyemm Raider
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He leaves Roundtable Hold the first time you step foot in Altus Plateau (you may need to talk to him first). Then, you can find him right by the map stone in south Altus Plateau. You'll need to tell him where Goldmask is to advance the quest.
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Kiki
Log Wizard
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His armor is the best. (after melania, I just beat the game essentially naked like this because after that everything was a breeze. Just a chick with a stache burning inside wearing some rags and a codpiece)
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Drajakur
Molten Core Raider
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I'm convinced they buffed Malenia. I didn't have nearly this much trouble with her on my original character (STR build). I can avoid her anime attack pretty consistently now but the host of other quick attacks just gives her too much healing over time, and she wrecks me during the second phase. Her staggers and interrupts are also weirdly inconsistent. She heals too much off a summons for it to be of any use.
Oddly, I haven't had ONE coop partner in 20 or so tries live past her first phase so I don't know WTF is going on there. It doesn't really bother me or anything since I'm just trying her for 20-30 mins a night before buggering off to do something else; but I just can't really understand why I'm finding it so tough this time round. All the other bosses are dead. I'm using a STR/DEX build alternating between Dark Moon Blade and Moonveil with throwing in some spells when I feel like it. Curious.
Just started a FAITH/STR run through and I guess that will probably be it until DLC.
Oddly, I haven't had ONE coop partner in 20 or so tries live past her first phase so I don't know WTF is going on there. It doesn't really bother me or anything since I'm just trying her for 20-30 mins a night before buggering off to do something else; but I just can't really understand why I'm finding it so tough this time round. All the other bosses are dead. I'm using a STR/DEX build alternating between Dark Moon Blade and Moonveil with throwing in some spells when I feel like it. Curious.
Just started a FAITH/STR run through and I guess that will probably be it until DLC.
Hateyou
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Try her on your first character again and see if she still wrecks you? Since you beat it on that char you should be able to do a bit better than your second at least. Maybe your second character is just a scrub.
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Seananigans
Honorary Shit-PhD
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Kriptini
Vyemm Raider
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Nirgon
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
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Bruuce
Blackwing Lair Raider
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I help people with her all the time and haven't noticed any differences. Try str/arc with fingerprint shield and swarm of flies using dragon communion seal. Only need 48str, 40arc, 11faith. Prob the easiest build I've used vs her
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