Fantastic Four

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Gavinmad

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Man even Doom is better in the 2005 F4. I mean at least he uses his brain even if it's in simplistic ways, like curing Ben and firing a heat seeking missile at Johnny. This F4 he's basically just an alien monster trying to destroy the planet. Everything about this movie is awful.
 

Seananigans

Honorary Shit-PhD
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Oh man you really got me there, with your 17th century variant on the spelling literally everyone else uses. Go call mobs "mobiles" with Tenks in a corner somewhere.

-edit for extra insult-

Hipster faggot.
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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You're such a mong.

For starters, the article says that the 'possible but inconclusive' signs of fatigue are "a trend worth monitoring" because of "aggressive investor expectations." It doesn't say a fucking thing about investors being worried about superhero burnout, it's saying that they have to be mindful of anything that could impact the bottom line because investors expect these movies to be cash cows.

I also like how you pick a single paragraph out of the article and ignore the one where the studios rebut the 'possible but inconclusive' fatigue claims by citing the interest in upcoming superhero movies, and you also skipped the multiple paragraphs suggesting Trank was largely to blame for the movie being a flop.

So yeah, shut up.
 

j00t

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12 years from now when Marvel releases Squirrel Girl and Moon Knight movies for Phase 5 and we're like 'god im tired of superhero movies' Lyrical will chime in and be like TOLD YOU GUYS BURNOUT
i would totally watch a moon knight movie. he's awesome.
 

Devlin

Golden Squire
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are you a time traveler from the 1600s?
Just English.

Why don't you go add your opinion of the movie instead of making yourself look like a moron by jumping on another morons shitty bandwagon?

Oh that's right, none of your faggot YouTubers have told you you can yet.
 

Shonuff

Mr. Poopybutthole
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You're such a mong.

For starters, the article says that the 'possible but inconclusive' signs of fatigue are "a trend worth monitoring" because of "aggressive investor expectations." It doesn't say a fucking thing about investors being worried about superhero burnout, it's saying that they have to be mindful of anything that could impact the bottom line because investors expect these movies to be cash cows.

I also like how you pick a single paragraph out of the article and ignore the one where the studios rebut the 'possible but inconclusive' fatigue claims by citing the interest in upcoming superhero movies, and you also skipped the multiple paragraphs suggesting Trank was largely to blame for the movie being a flop.

So yeah, shut up.
Did you miss where he quoted me, where I ended in a "?."

Only Sith deal in absolutes.
 

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
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Just English.

Why don't you go add your opinion of the movie instead of making yourself look like a moron by jumping on another morons shitty bandwagon?

Oh that's right, none of your faggot YouTubers have told you you can yet.
sorry, i dont speak in a 17th century variant. Can somebody translate?
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Chuk is actually being clever(which is why he's earned being called Chuk for now). Another sign of the end-times.
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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My ethnocentrism caused me to assume you were from North America. If not, then he is indeed being Astr0 and not Chuk.
 

etchazz

Trakanon Raider
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You're such a mong.

For starters, the article says that the 'possible but inconclusive' signs of fatigue are ?a trend worth monitoring? because of ?aggressive investor expectations." It doesn't say a fucking thing about investors being worried about superhero burnout, it's saying that they have to be mindful of anything that could impact the bottom line because investors expect these movies to be cash cows.

I also like how you pick a single paragraph out of the article and ignore the one where the studios rebut the 'possible but inconclusive' fatigue claims by citing the interest in upcoming superhero movies, and you also skipped the multiple paragraphs suggesting Trank was largely to blame for the movie being a flop.

So yeah, shut up.
Those who don't learn from history are bound to repeat it. This happens in Hollywood all the time if you care to do just the smallest amount of research. It happened with westerns until they made so many of them Hollywood wouldn't touch a script with a horse in it, it happened with sci-fi after the deluge of crappy sci-fi movies came out following the success of Star Wars, and it will happen with the superhero genre as well. It's not really about the genre, it's about chasing the dollar to the point where the movies they're making are so fucking bad but the studios don't realize it because they think just because it's a popular current genre that it'll make money no matter what.
 

Seananigans

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Yeah, so take note, Everyone-else-besides-Marvel-Studios. Stop flooding the market.

Except Deadpool, you can make that one.