Ghostbusters (2016)

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I hope they leave this ghostbusters sequel project.
But if they are going with the 4 female cast, make it R, cute girls and let there be lesbian scenes
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
Here's how you make a "Four Chick Ghostbusters" movie work. Sigourney Weaver reprises her role and somehow discovers some evil supernatural plot but can't get the original team back together for various reasons. Having more knowledge about this shit than your average person, she recruits some relative no-names to join her. I'm talking no one even close to the star level of all the chicks listed previously (yes, even Anna Farris). People like, but not limited to, Mary Death from Bounty Killer of course (Christian Pitre), since she's my avatar. The kryptonian badass from Man of Steel, Antje Traue. And then maybe someone like Lyndsy Fonseca (Nikita, Kickass). Maybe a fourth if you want Sigourney to just have a small supervisory role.

That's the only way I see an all-female team working, because the moment you put four high-profile female actors together like has been suggested, it is practically bound to fail. Sure, there's a chance it could succeed, but none of us believe it. But put Sigourney in to sort of transition things and then get three or four actresses who are hungry to make a bigger name for themselves, and MAYBE a movie like this has a chance.

I mean, I'd rather it never happen just like most of you, but if it has to happen, forget the A-listers. Saves money as well as drama.
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While this would actually work as a movie it wont be green lit in todays hollywood cause a 4 member team must be pc-conformand picked and consist of a white, black, asian and a jewish leader/smartass group.
 
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I'm in the minority camp of not having a problem with an all-female Ghostbusters team. My problem lies in that they want to do a reboot/remake of the first one which is pointless because it's a classic.

There's been a number of fan-films focusing on different Ghostbusters teams. One of the better fan-theory plots (And it's something that's used by a lot of Ghostbuster cosplayer groups) is that after the events of Ghostbusters 2, the Ghostbusters becomes a major countrywide franchise across the USA with each city having it's own dedicated team. These teams regularly keep tabs on each other.

The idea really could have worked if the movie started off with Stanz trying to hire for a new Ghostbusters team in InsertBigCityHereThatIsntNewYork and he gets four broads that think it's going to be a well paying joke act. Have the remaining original Ghostbusters cast do cameos when appropriate.
 
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But why?

The originals were campy fun but it isn't a particularly engaging story line that begs to be redone. That's like redoing Blues Brothers. Why?
 
spronk

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make it a lesbian porno where they must protect themselves from ghost rapists, everyone wins
 
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One of the chicks' vaginas should be the ghost trapping box and it has to suck them in dick first. Literally the only way this movie will be any good.
 
Malakriss

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Everybody knows that male ghosts spy on women in the shower and squirt ectoplasm out with the water.
 
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spronk_sl said:
make it a lesbian porno where they must protect themselves from ghost rapists, everyone wins
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I was going to suggest this too. Well, except for the rapist part that is. But yeah, make it a fucking porno like Whore of the Rings and that Pirates of the Caribbean porno. Then everyone will torrent it, watch the 5 minute part they like the best, whack off and fall asleep. Problem solved!
 
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I don't want to see Melissa Mccarthy in that movie unless she's dressed as an SS officer and yelling at people in a bed
 
iannis

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You have to expand your horizons. At first it will feel weird and wrong. Like all new things. But after watching a few of them you'll be able to watch a seriously fat chick ride a doubledong solo and cheer her on like the slut she is.

Everyone wins.

You don't think Bisi was born that way, do you?
 
Homsar

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So the Sony hack leaked that Channing Tatum wants to do a Ghostbusters with buddy Chris Pratt. Throw in Rogan, Jay Bruchel, Mccbride, Jason Segal, for the black guy get Craig Robinson, Anthony Mackie, Or Michael Jai White and I think you have a winner. That sounds million times better than some shit with Melissa Mccarthy
Channing Tatum Planned By Sony? [Updated]
 
iannis

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I hope they all go to the cemetery afterwards, like at the wrap party, and literally vodka shit all over Ramis' grave.

And then include it as the after-credits scene.
 
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And here's whatthe cast will likely look like:

Melissa McCarthy, who was already in talks for one of the leads, has signed on for the Paul Feig-directed reboot, and Sony is now negotiating withKristen Wiigas well as Saturday Night Live playersLeslie JonesandKate McKinnon, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.
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