i wasn"t giving any advice. if you have to put on peacock feathers and dance around screaming, what does that tell yourself about yourself?
Girls who broke your heart thread
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I know this guy who looks like a straight across the border barefoot, weathered, barely speaks english, frumpy near-dwarf.
He asks every woman he sees if they"ll go out with him. Literally anywhere from 20 to 100 a day. Every day.
Here is his routine:
"Hi. Would you like to go have [a drink / coffee / lunch / breakfast / dinner] with me?"
They usually, mostly, by far say no.
But he has at least 3 dates a week by doing this and gets laid at least a few times a month. A few of these have ended up being fuck pals that he lost interest in.
So really, if you"re not at least doing that, shut the fuck up because your problem isn"t "a game" or "your looks" it"s that you have a romantic fantasy about how the world should work. Stick to that, then. Maybe one day you"ll actually SAY that to a female and they"ll say "I know, how awesome of you to agree with my ideas!"
To wamphyr directly: you"re overgeneralizing people, especially women. You"ve never seen a woman with a butt-ugly or otherwise physiologically queer dude? There are so many other options... liquor, sluttiness, hell, even curiosity of what"d be like.
Not to mention this thing called the internet where a bunch of retards who think looks matter so much take haven on match.com and lie to each other with pics of people they think look good, or camera angles and photoshop.
Sounds like you"re the picky one, and you probably give off an air of "I just want to fuck you in the face" when you approach someone. That"s how awkwardness reads, like you have to do all of this yapping nonsense to get their snatch. Everyone knows this is the goal. If you ignore that part of it and go for their personality, guess what? All that hot gash you pine for probably don"t live up to your expectations in that department.
They also don"t pile up makeup, smash their tits together, put on the "A list" clothes to go out and have a deep conversation about planning the rest of their lives. There are places for that, you"re perhaps not tapping those resources, so to speak.
Maybe you could try LARPing?
He asks every woman he sees if they"ll go out with him. Literally anywhere from 20 to 100 a day. Every day.
Here is his routine:
"Hi. Would you like to go have [a drink / coffee / lunch / breakfast / dinner] with me?"
They usually, mostly, by far say no.
But he has at least 3 dates a week by doing this and gets laid at least a few times a month. A few of these have ended up being fuck pals that he lost interest in.
So really, if you"re not at least doing that, shut the fuck up because your problem isn"t "a game" or "your looks" it"s that you have a romantic fantasy about how the world should work. Stick to that, then. Maybe one day you"ll actually SAY that to a female and they"ll say "I know, how awesome of you to agree with my ideas!"
To wamphyr directly: you"re overgeneralizing people, especially women. You"ve never seen a woman with a butt-ugly or otherwise physiologically queer dude? There are so many other options... liquor, sluttiness, hell, even curiosity of what"d be like.
Not to mention this thing called the internet where a bunch of retards who think looks matter so much take haven on match.com and lie to each other with pics of people they think look good, or camera angles and photoshop.
Sounds like you"re the picky one, and you probably give off an air of "I just want to fuck you in the face" when you approach someone. That"s how awkwardness reads, like you have to do all of this yapping nonsense to get their snatch. Everyone knows this is the goal. If you ignore that part of it and go for their personality, guess what? All that hot gash you pine for probably don"t live up to your expectations in that department.
They also don"t pile up makeup, smash their tits together, put on the "A list" clothes to go out and have a deep conversation about planning the rest of their lives. There are places for that, you"re perhaps not tapping those resources, so to speak.
Maybe you could try LARPing?
For the record I don"t recommend picking up chicks at the club/bar/loung whatever. You get what you pay for and diseases are free.
Try wal-mart or a college campus. College campuses fucking own.
Use that divorce line but in person on a college campus. If the chick doesn"t start roleplaying then get up and check out the next one. Eventually you"ll get nice nerdy chick with a great body and flattered to have anyone talking to her and she will spend hours roleplaying with you.
Try wal-mart or a college campus. College campuses fucking own.
Use that divorce line but in person on a college campus. If the chick doesn"t start roleplaying then get up and check out the next one. Eventually you"ll get nice nerdy chick with a great body and flattered to have anyone talking to her and she will spend hours roleplaying with you.
i also learned that eye contact does wonders. it takes some practice since most people are used to look away rather quickly, but keep trying to stay on her eyes maybe put on a friendly smile, and check out her reaction.
looking at someone doesnt get you into trouble. just do it. often women will smile back at you, some will even come say hi to you.
if you consider yourself a nice guy, decent looking, etc. then women will probably think so too.
looking at someone doesnt get you into trouble. just do it. often women will smile back at you, some will even come say hi to you.
if you consider yourself a nice guy, decent looking, etc. then women will probably think so too.
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I"ve done something similar to this recently, at bars if a girl looks at me I"ll just signal for her to come over.kollos said:
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Some people asked about this, here are three full conversations using the divorce shit. THESE ARE NOT MINE> these are the guys who invented it
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Meh, I work a lot, don"t like Bar flies and honestly, thats the difference between this and anything else?Tyen said:
People say "Don"t pick up chicks in clubs.....or bars....or the internet.....or in malls....."
where the hell else are you supposed to?
Whatever works for someone they should roll with it. -shrugs-
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Well I be gosh damned.....the shit worked. Well on a limited basis, but worked it did none the less.
I"ll take the one success thus far and run with it, it"s the most promising thing I"ve had in awhile. lol
So yeah not bad I guess, not used to this kinda thing but I guess I did something right somewhere in there. Another girl, one I suspected was way out of my league responded laughing her ass off saying that was the best message she"s ever got and that was it, I couldn"t spark a response out of her after that.
I"ll take the one success thus far and run with it, it"s the most promising thing I"ve had in awhile. lol
Update: Tossed a few messages back and forth with one of the chicks today, who I know is way out of my league, way way out. In a bar/wherever wouldn"t even have bothered saying hello. But apparently she dug the intro enough to strike up a conversation where I found out she plays wow, and reads the same book series I do, which led to an actual conversation, which included her number.
So, knock the bullshitness of it all, but bottomline is I had fuckall planned for today anyway, and I ended up with the # of a girl who i consider a ten. Sucks I exped slightly slower in wow because I had to alt tab, but meh, fair trade. I don"t give a shit if its the net, currently I spend 60 hours a week at work, at a school, where out of the 2000 female students, if I piss off 1 of them hitting on them, I lose my job. Doesn"t leave much free time for socializing.
And yes I know, someone is going to say go ahead and hit on the chicks etc in a bar even if they are out of your league, but I usually crash and burn at that.
So, knock the bullshitness of it all, but bottomline is I had fuckall planned for today anyway, and I ended up with the # of a girl who i consider a ten. Sucks I exped slightly slower in wow because I had to alt tab, but meh, fair trade. I don"t give a shit if its the net, currently I spend 60 hours a week at work, at a school, where out of the 2000 female students, if I piss off 1 of them hitting on them, I lose my job. Doesn"t leave much free time for socializing.
And yes I know, someone is going to say go ahead and hit on the chicks etc in a bar even if they are out of your league, but I usually crash and burn at that.
Up has become down, babies are crying in the streets, all that we knew to be true has now been proven false...Tyen said:
Or, picking up chicks on the interwebs isn"t difficult...at all especially with an opening that is funny and could prompt further somewhat in-depth responses. It"s the finding the not so psycho ones or the ones that really are ok and not the ones thatseemok but then are revealed to be cum-guzzling super whores that traverse whole oceans in a single bound to fuck fat neckbearded supertards that"s the hard part.
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yikes, i crashed and burned my first five sets. after that i wa son fire. lots of social proof dancing with attractive colleagues. one gilr i didnt recognize i taught how to scuba dive. made out with her a bit on the dance floor - oops. love iT! ending up making out a lot too itwh this girl who had a stalker patonic friend, who kept stlakiner her hsit, an i keep get her to sneak off to makeout and he stlake us lOL hello world
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oh god, when i just re-read that i was dreading what i must have said. i wokeup on my couch today and i have no idea how i got homeTyen said:
thank god i dont have a baby