Girls who broke your heart thread

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I don"t like picking up chicks in tough situations. If you are in a weird scenario where you have to pull conversations out of your ass, don"t go for it. Unless a chick is smiling at you and giving you "the look" is it acceptable to pull shit out of your ass.

If you aren"t pro-style about talking about nothing, wait until you run into the easy circumstances.
 
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Haha... around here pretty much every decent looking guy tans... so I didn"t know it was such a faggoty move =P Thanks for the tips i"m definitely going to give them a try this week. The funny thing is that I always talk and have little conversations everyday with new people, I just never escalate it to getting a number or asking out on a date especially in bar/club enviroments. Oh well, this thread has helped alot.. call me a pussy all you want, it"s the internet so i"d much rather admit my pussyness here than show it in RL!
 
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I use to tan a lot too.

Just talk to them like they are a dude. Instead of hyping up the whole number/date thing just act like you want to hang out with them for some good company.

Always act like you just want to be their friend, that way you can start the mind games phase later on. That part is my favorite.
 
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tyen has some good advice! use it! he is right about the treating them like a guy, seriously just jokes and bs, and learn to be funny, chicks love that shit. when you talk to her at a clothes store what i would do if she had a out fit was go up and say " ugh bitch! that outfit is gonna look alot better on you then me and i jsut bought it!" that or something about there purse, acting gay is a great icebreaker lol
 
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Had a relationship with this girl for a while, but she never really broke my heart. She just ended up turning stripper and made 2 pornos and that was a bit over the top for me. Albeit, we"re still close friends today.
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Seriously ? WTF ? This is every man"s dream. I think you gave up too easily bud.

Everybody wants different things in life, sure but its definitely nice to be with someone you dont have to "dirty" up. Or maybe I just shy away from the bad girls these days ...
 
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Tyen said:
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I don"t like picking up chicks in tough situations. If you are in a weird scenario where you have to pull conversations out of your ass, don"t go for it. Unless a chick is smiling at you and giving you "the look" is it acceptable to pull shit out of your ass.

If you aren"t pro-style about talking about nothing, wait until you run into the easy circumstances.
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These are the situations when they Mystery-style canned material can really help. I usually do this kind of stuff when I"m with a friend who thinks all that "pickup artist" stuff is bullshit. Mystery calls it "canned material." For those who don"t know it"s just having openers and stories already in your head so that you literally don"t have to think about anything and you can progress the conversation without much effort and be more ready for other things that may be occurring at the same time.
 
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Dryst said:
The funny thing is that I always talk and have little conversations everyday with new people, I just never escalate it to getting a number or asking out on a date especially in bar/club enviroments.\
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You"re not a pussy so quit thinking like that.

My favorite way to get the number is after you"ve talked for a while just say "i gotta get going, hey let"s exchange numbers" at the same time I pull out my phone and hand it to the girl. I"ve literally had one girl ever say no to this (and it was a big no, she looked at me like I was the biggest creep in the world, it was weird.)
 
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My method is to find pregnant chicks that are single, and hit on them.

That"s how I found my wife and 3 year old son.
 
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Lusiphur said:
Seriously ? WTF ? This is every man"s dream. I think you gave up too easily bud.

Everybody wants different things in life, sure but its definitely nice to be with someone you dont have to "dirty" up. Or maybe I just shy away from the bad girls these days ...
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Yea, watching other men feel up the woman i"m with is every man"s dream....not. She was interesting for that time in my life, but in no way did I ever see that going anywhere much less bring a stripper home to mom.
 
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anyone have any tips on hitting on chicks at the gym?

I go about 4 times a week and theres assloads of hot chicks there, more women than men it seems. Ive had girls throw fuck me eyes at me several times, but Ive yet to hit on any of them.

sometimes I workout with one of my girl friends and she will always complain to me when guys hit on her when shes trying to work out. Not exactly the thing I like to hear.
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If they aren"t sweating and their mascara isn"t running down their cheeks from putting in 3 miles on a treadmill, they are there to fuck, chuck.

Women that are sweating and they have armpit sweat and sweat in many other places = she"s taken. She goes there to work out and not be hit on. She"s there to sweat and to make her body look better for the man that isn"t you.

Non sweaty women in a place that bases its business model around sweat, you don"t gotta wonder. Move in, take them home and make them sweat there. Just don"t get hung up or marry them. The best women are all sold out by age 24 at the latest.
 
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Higher resolution on that Hitler mustache please.
 
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I have to share this with you guys. It"s about "online game." I recently had about 1800 miles of driving I had to do in a very short period of time. So I had a lot of time to listen to podcasts and shit. I love the Pickup Podcast, they talk about really nice things, and their talks on inner game have changed my life. They had one guy on there talking about online game.

Basically, it"s about efficiently picking up girls on myspace and facebook. If you checkout theirforums(you have to register to see the hidden forums) they talk about it there a little too. But really just subscribe to the podcast and look for the episodes about online game. It"s extremely simple. Just have a pretty decent profile, and then you go to the browse feature of myspace and type in your criteria, then open all the girls you think are cute in separate tabs, then send them all basically the same generic message.

I"ve been using two different messages they suggested:

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Me: I"m confused.. Are you shy or something?
Them: No why
Me: Because I"ve been on MySpace for so long and you"ve never said Hello!

[This message gets a ton of responses, but usually no responses after I type the punch line. I think it"s too lame of a "line" really.]

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Me: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,

Aychamo

PS I am going to need half your money according to our prenup

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This one works really, really well. It puts them into the roleplay mode and you can keep them occupied for 5+ messages acting like your wife. The roleplaying is such a great thing. And since you"re already "married" you can talk about whatever (well babe, the conversations were great, but the sex was mediocre)

Although, I have had a couple of girls say "Oh my god fuck off u freak what u talking about", but those girls are 6"s (mentally, not physically), instead of 10s. The kind of girl you want to meet would find that message funny.

Ok so where"s the proof?

Here are two copy and paste interactions that I have going on with girls who are literally really cool to talk with and are 10"s physically:

(read these from the bottom up)

-- This first one ended with us on IM, then she gave me the number and we talked on the phone for two hours (ugh), and she asked me to dinner. Gorgeous girl.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:47 PM

myspace im... get it and use it
kris


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From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:52 PM



kris

don"t let it happen again! (i did some scuba diving with sharks, i have some photos up in the myspace pictures thing)

so let"s kick it "real" life style. Shoot me over your # and we"ll think of something random to do. what"s classier than meeting someone off the internet? ha! you better not be a crazy old stalker lady.

Aychamo
ps you should get "pimp ex wife" on a cup!


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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:47 PM



Aychamo,

my apologies for not being able to stay out of the water... i wont be tempted again...

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riding my god child"s bike in my best friend"s garage...moments ago...

2.......
make a name for yourself... and place it on a pimp cup to prove to the world you are serious

kris
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From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:34 PM



kris,

i think the problem was when you cheated on me with the sharks. i knew i couldnt compete so i had to give up

hey 2 questions:
1. whats the most spontaneous thing you"ve done lately
2. what one piece of advice would you pass on to the next generation?

Aychamo


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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:29 PM



Aychamo,

i am deeply sorry, the stress of the divorce has forced me to push certain memories from my head... however, they are slowly returning... my question for you is what was the specific reason for our split? was it just my cooking (i am working on that)... or was it something else...

kris

ps - you dont have to think that im cool... i think im cool... but feel free to join in the trend....
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From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:08 PM



kris,

you"ve already forgotten that "our" song is "under the sea" from the little mermaid? i supposed i can forgive you but i can never allow you to cook for me again. there"s just some things we aren"t meant to do in life. i promise to quit trying to serenade you.

so i am getting the feeling you may be super fun to hang out with in "real" life. Am i wrong?

Aychamo


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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 9:02 PM



dear formally ex husband,

maybe we jumped into an irrational decision... the tan line on my ring finger upsets me... maybe we should give the whole thing one more "college try"... as for my respect for sharks... it goes a lot deeper than i feel is "normal"... they keep the ocean environment stable and are very misunderstood...anyway, i miss our talks on the patio until dawn while listening to... what do we listen to again?... sorry but i must cut this short, the attorney"s on the phone...

your soon to be wife again maybe,
Kris
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From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 8:01 PM



dear ex,

so, broke on the beach sounds like fun! a good sand sandwich always hits the spot. maybe we divorced to quickly, was i that terrible? at least the sex was pretty decent.

are you really a shark enthusiast?

on my way to the lawyers office,
Aychamo


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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 7:54 PM



you can have half... id rather be broke on a beach anyway... we did have some good laughs though, maybe we can still be friends...?

your ex-wife,
Kris
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From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 4:43 PM


After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,

Aychamo

PS I am going to need half your money according to our prenup
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And this one:

This girl is absolutely gorgeous. A total 10. Beautiful, not "hot" or whatever. She"s in nursing school, so not an idiot, etc.


I"m sorry, you know that boogars gross me out. Period. End of discussion.

Nothing wrong with a little page stalking. Yes, RN in may, and right now I"m kicking around doing the NP like my page says, or working and finishing another undergrad degree and applying for med school. Who knows... I guess I have some time to think about it. What do you do in the medical field?

1. I"d have to say bought a car. I was planning on doing it for graduation, but I found the one I want so I went for it. OH and I also the red chips today at the Mexican restaurant and not just the white ones :p

2. Always keep a change of clothes in the car. Don"t shoot tequilla that first time you ever drink. And also, to know your value and not give anyone your time who does not.

So in true reverse page stalk style, here"s some for you:
1. Where is your favorite place to dive?
2. Who are your top 4 favorite bands?
3. And I"ve got to ask: what"s the most romatic thing you have done for a lady?

Oh and PS - If I can handle a 6 speed I"m pretty sure I can handle your motorcycle... but I definitely am crazy. Just not a stalker lady. So you win 50/50 with that one.


Your Ex-most-wonderful-thing-that-ever-happened-to-you



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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 10:37 PM



[her name here],

Wow, you"re a feisty one! I don"t know how many times you"re going to make me apologize for the nose wiping. It"s just that in the middle of the night I"m so tired and the thought of getting out of bed to go blow my nose, well, that"s an awful lot of wor----what I mean to say is I didn"t want to wake you up, cause you were sleeping like an angel! (and god forbid you wake up *and* start singing!)

So I stalked your page - nursing? That"s awesome! I"m in the medical area too, it"s such a great area to be in, I can"t imagine doing anything else.

2 questions:
1. What"s the most spontaneous thing you"ve done lately?
2. What one piece of advice would you pass on to the next generation?

If you"re lucky I may just let you back on my motorcycle.. As long as you"re not some crazy stalker lady!

Aychamo


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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 10:17 PM


Aychamo,

Maybe we can compromise. I won"t sing so much if you"ll quit picking your nose and wiping it on my side of the sheets. But then again I don"t know... I"m sure there"s someone out there who would love to hear my angelic voice in the shower at 5 am. Chew on that one.

A

PS - I still don"t quite have a pair of shoes to go with every outfit I own, so maybe you could bring me those couple hundred and swing by and pick up a couple more hundred. I"d appreciate it.

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From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 10:12 PM



[her name here],

Maybe we jumped the gun with the divorce, but I just couldn"t take the singing so early in the morning! Conversation was great, the sex was decent. I"m sorry about the memories but those are mine to keep

What do you want me to do with all your shoes that you left at my place? There"s hundreds of pairs!

Aychamo


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From: [her name here]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 10:06 PM


Well now you know I"m going to have to ask why the marriage... and of course why the divorce?? And you"re going to have to give me those memories back. You must have forgotten that part of the pre-nup :p


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Aychamo
Date: Nov 22, 2008 4:48 PM


After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,

Aychamo

PS I am going to need half your money according to our prenup
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You can see in the responses I use a lot of the same material over and over. It doesn"t matter.

So why is this good? Because, as they say, you can window shop for girls. You can literally send a hundred messages out in 30 minutes and then just sit back and wait for the girls to talk with you. And it"s free. Everytime I talk to these girls on the phone, they say "Oh my god your first message was so funny". All the other guys just say shit like "oh girl u so fine" and they delete their message right away. The only rule is dont have a picture of yourself with your shirt off

Anyway, have fun with that!
 
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EmpireF4i said:
So is this used to pick up girls and just bang them or you actually considering relationships with any of them. After dating a few girls after meeting them "online" I will probably never date a girl Ive met on the internet again. I will and have banged a few Ive met on myspace or IMs though.

Obligatory pic for you all. Another one my ex sent me.
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Oh she"s classy [picking bro]

You know, I haven"t really thought of that yet. I was really intrigued hearing how they talked about the myspace pickup game and how well it worked. The guy that started this method did so with his buddy, and they just spammed it to the whole of las vegas, and invited ALL the girls they met to the same party at their place, and it ended up being the two guys and sixty girls at the party. They had fake stories how they met with each girl (so as to not have to say "oh i met this girl on myspace!"), and it ended up being a really, really crazy night.

When I lived in NYC I did a lot of internet dating and the girls were mostly all crazy. I think this might be different in terms of dating because these girls aren"t on myspace specifically looking for boyfriends. But they may be equally crazy, I don"t know. I love when talking to a girl on the phone that you know their crazy (ie, one last night told me she had a theory that jesus was from the future and thats how he could perform miracles.)

Here"s some more responses:

LOL You"re in for a shock when you get your half of my money.

I"m assuming there were no imaginary children during our brief imaginary marriage, but was there at least an imaginary dog...because if there was--I get custody and you should have to make dog-support payments.

I suppose I shall play the role of crazy (yet non-violent) Ex, embittered by divorce and your constant infidelity during our brief imaginary marriage.

So, uhm, you"ll never get a cent from me--how"s that?

~Sandy
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Dont expect me to be crying over it !! We just werent ment to be babe...lol!! So, ofcorse u know im the type that just bushes that sort of thing off anyways!! Always have u in my memories!! Your Ex-Wife Jodie
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DIVORCED?????? SO SOON? Well I guess it was good while it lasted. HA

Your ex-wife

Polly
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every one of these girls will be good for roleplaying for a few times, then they think "oh hes so clever" and then you can get the number, meet up, then whatever
 
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[phone number deleted] no spanish accent

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From: ..[me]..
Date: Nov 23, 2008 6:03 PM


Wow, I"ll have to check that place out. It"s pretty neat seeing how well developed down town is, and all the bars down there now.

It"s be kinda cool if you had at least one felony Maybe a breaking-and-entering charge, or at least some arson or battery.

You seem pretty cool. I"m almost curious enough to ask for your number so we can kick it "real life" style and talk like real people.

(do you have a spanish accent?)


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From: [her]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 11:58 AM


yea its downtown. real life, im a good time haha im 22 f good job no felonies i think that qualifies me as nonpsycho

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From: ..[me]..
Date: Nov 23, 2008 5:54 PM


i"ve never heard of xxxx xxx xxx, is that in town?

hey so i"m getting the feeling you may be fun to hang out with in "real" life. am i right? you aren"t a crazy old stalker lady are you?

[me]


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From: [her]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 11:50 AM


lol k... hookah yes. xxxx, xxx, xxxxxx, xxxxxxx, xxxx, are some of my favorites

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From: ..[me]..
Date: Nov 23, 2008 5:46 PM


I live in xxxxxxx goofus

I"ve been living out of the country and then out of the state, and I just recently moved back. Weird being back. I came home and all my friends were married with kids - odd right?

So tell me where the great places are.

(have you ever smoked hookah?)

[me]


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From: [her]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 11:33 AM


lol yeah u disagreed to the open relationship one night when u were drunk off wine. moving on to ur questions, it depends on where you live so i can give u an adeqate response. question 2, advice would be education, live life.

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From: ..[me]..
Date: Nov 23, 2008 5:23 PM


Is that why you left me? I thought we had an open relationship?? This is why communication is so important! :p

That"s pretty great your mexican. My mother and grandmother are from puerto rico but they never taught me spanish. I was working at a hospital in new york and I had to learn some spanish ........... but to be honest most of the time i had to use a translator

two questions:
1. what do you do for fun here?
2. if you had one piece of advice to give to the next generation, what would it be?

[me]


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From: [her]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 11:11 AM


welll i believe all those items were left by the girl who stayed there 5 nights ago, so u might want to contact her. btw, i am mexican.

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From: ..[me]..
Date: Nov 23, 2008 5:07 PM


ah i thought that was you at the lemonade stand! don"t worry about the prenup, i have copies! you still have a lot of shoes and other clothes at my place, and they are taking up a lot of room why did you have to snore so loudly?

[me]

(is your family hispanic? i"m supposedly half puerto rican)



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From: [her]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 10:43 AM


mowing your grass.... i highly doubt you live where i do. unfortunately, i burned the prenup so you get nothing,

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From: [me]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 10:39 AM



Hmm I don"t think so. I was outside mowing my grass yesterday did you see me? I hope you aren"t really some 45 year old stalker lady using pictures of some younger woman!

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,

[me]

PS I am going to need half your money according to our prenup


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From: [her]
Date: Nov 23, 2008 10:35 AM


lol do i know you from somewhere?

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From: [me]
Date: Nov 22, 2008 10:49 AM


Are you shy or something???

[me]
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it"s pretty crazy to be sitting here reading or watching tivo and getting hot girls numbers with almost zero effort and just copy and pasting shit and using like 1% of my wit.

empire, honestly, HONESTLY, at this point in my life i too want a relationship. i guess i can"t easily dismiss any online girl, because i"m the nutjob that initiated the conversation with them. i agree if they have all the guys with shirts off, or pics of them at clubs making out with guys i wouldnt pursue anything beyond trying to fuck them, but whatever. i"ve had enough sex, i"d like to meet a good girl i can chill with AND talk to. i recently brokeup with a girl because i just couldn"t talk to her.
 
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Another piece of advice they give is to mirror the girls reponse length. ie, if she writes something short, you write something short back too. if she writes something long, then its ok to be a little verbose. just wont write books to her!
 
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