Oldbased
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fuck talk about character assassination of Sir Criston Cole. The one person who in the books, despite ambiguous retellings, by every single person's account she always wants but never gets to fuck. A man of honor who refuses her, and eventually turns against her based on her trying to seduce him...
While they were busy not reading the book at all before writing the episodes of this show, they probably should of at least skimmed it? The reason that spot on the Kingsguard was available was a previous Kingsguard was caught having secretly married not one but three different women (they weren't aware of the other wives since they were each "wed in secret" since he was a kingsguard) and siring children with all of them. Despite being one of the greatest fighters and honorable men he had broken his vow to the king and had his cock/balls/nose cut off (so he could no longer seduce women) and sent to the wall. All of his children were made into bastards and all of his bastard sons were given the option to go to the wall with him.
Other than him, Aerys Oakheart (whose shame drives him to commit suicide by cop in the books but never appears in the show), and Jaime Lannister, the Kingsguard do not fuck around. but of course now they do because marysue can't want something and not get it.
While they were busy not reading the book at all before writing the episodes of this show, they probably should of at least skimmed it? The reason that spot on the Kingsguard was available was a previous Kingsguard was caught having secretly married not one but three different women (they weren't aware of the other wives since they were each "wed in secret" since he was a kingsguard) and siring children with all of them. Despite being one of the greatest fighters and honorable men he had broken his vow to the king and had his cock/balls/nose cut off (so he could no longer seduce women) and sent to the wall. All of his children were made into bastards and all of his bastard sons were given the option to go to the wall with him.
Other than him, Aerys Oakheart (whose shame drives him to commit suicide by cop in the books but never appears in the show), and Jaime Lannister, the Kingsguard do not fuck around. but of course now they do because marysue can't want something and not get it.
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Chris
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This is all petty bullshit, changes need to be made from print to tv and from history book to story. It's not even a beloved book that's being tweaked.Here read away, you can decide for yourself weather any of these things is a bother or not.
How 'House of the Dragon' is different from George R.R. Martin's 'Fire and Blood'
Now that Season 1 is done, catch up on all the differences.mashable.com
Look at Rings of Power for actual shitty changes to beloved source material.
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I think this episode just was... I'm so glad that the poor, miserable, wretches living within the city's wall have cirque du Soliel every night as well as cool barbecue and full blown orgies. Must really suck to be the king! I hate the way all of GoT just shoves non-nonsensical porn into the show. Then, of course, they have to do the shock value thing-- like the uncle niece, kiddie porn thing. Because that adds depth to the plot...
Did not like this episode. And I was starting to like the little mongoloid Khaleesi until
Give me some plot or action or characters or dialogue or end-of-the-world scenario. Ugh.
Did not like this episode. And I was starting to like the little mongoloid Khaleesi until
she becomes an uncle fucker.
Give me some plot or action or characters or dialogue or end-of-the-world scenario. Ugh.
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Isn’t the incest cannon?
Unless I’m thinking of some fan fiction I read at some point I’m fairly certain shit is going to get even more twisted if they stay focused on Princess Underbite and Matt Smith.
Unless I’m thinking of some fan fiction I read at some point I’m fairly certain shit is going to get even more twisted if they stay focused on Princess Underbite and Matt Smith.
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So you were starting to like the Targaryen girl until she did one of the two things that Targaryens are specifically known for doing?
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sakkath
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I think I read that not only is it canon, but that the targaryens from GoT are descendents of that particular incestuous couple. Could be fanfic though.
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All liberals think people before cell phones just sat around, ate animals and fucked in mass orgies.
In truth people sat around, ate meat and banged their wives, but liberals don't really believe in just one loyal partner but rather 1000men a weekend monkeypox breedins. This is because all liberals are demonic sinners without morale and should be stuck down with great vengeance and furrrrrrrious anger.
So it's probably true except the mass orgy bullshit we see in Rome/Spartacus/GoT/HotD and god knows what else Pedowood has pushed out on it.
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Oldbased
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We've already covered above that they didn't even read the details of this shit.
Still we have dragons at least. Raaaaawr
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People did use to mate in pods more like dolphins, but we'd be talking tens of thousands of years ago. Not just a few thousand. Nothing that resembled civilization.
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Ossoi
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Did anyone else get S8 flashbacks at the shot of the 2 dragons? Specifically expecting one to get hit by a torpedo out of nowhere? "Somehow, Euron and the Iron Fleet had travelled back in time" (which actually makes more sense than Daenerys forgetting about them lol)
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I wouldn't quote some paid advertising piece about "look how minor the changes are, its just for tv" its like quoting shareblue about how great a job joe biden is doing.
Literally they've changed pretty much everything, characters, motivations, actions, and consequences. From a god damn summary. Fucking cliff notes "this is what happens" and they cannot even do do that.
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To the mod who made this edit, are we really doing this?
Literally posted already earlier in this thread.
No one is watching this show who didnt also watch GoT first. The outcome of the Targaryen civil war is fucking known. Its like making us spoiler tag the ending of titanic. The boat sinks dude.
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Chris
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Why do you care, were you captivated by the paragraphs of history?
I read it and can only remember The Conquest, Dance of Dragons, Blackfyre Rebellion and Summerhall. Not much details though.
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Jesus Christ just when you think this thread can't get any worse.
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Khalan
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I love how binary peoples posts are.
It's either the worst dumpster fire ever made, or it's amazing and stfu if you dont love every part. Like can we have some nuance or is that too much to ask.
so far enjoying the series, bit of a slow burn but expected from GOT. Hasn't gotten to season 7/8 retardedness yet so I am happy.
It's either the worst dumpster fire ever made, or it's amazing and stfu if you dont love every part. Like can we have some nuance or is that too much to ask.
so far enjoying the series, bit of a slow burn but expected from GOT. Hasn't gotten to season 7/8 retardedness yet so I am happy.
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