Hugh Jackman: Logan

Leadsalad · Mar 20, 2017

They had her cut open all over in the movie.

Void · Mar 21, 2017

Leadsalad said:
They had her cut open all over in the movie.

So they could put foot blades in. Now, don't ask me to explain the science behind foot blades, but I'm pretty sure that was the purpose behind that surgery scene.

Leadsalad · Mar 21, 2017

They had slices down her shins.

The foot blade thing... eh that would be in the foot and not through the ankle to the tibia/fibula. But I'm also not a doc and I did. It stay at a Holiday Inn.

Void · Mar 21, 2017

Yeah, but the blades are way longer than her foot. Which again makes absolutely no sense, but in theory could require operating on her shins.

Xevy · Mar 21, 2017

They're stored in her shins like wolverine's claws are stored in his forearm. Now does she have to point her foot straight while using them? I guess. Or maybe they're just putting them in from that angle because it's easier for make believe doctors to do that? Either way, she definitely doesn't have an adamantium skeleton, just the blades.

Himeo · Mar 23, 2017

What a piece of shit this movie was. I walked out halfway through when they had dinner with the only black farmer family in America (Seriously, less than 1% of farmers are black, wtf?).

What could have been an interesting buddy-cop movie with Captain Picard and Wolverine was ruined by a retarded-mute-mexican-FEMINIST-girl third wheel.

Every white male in this film was a castrated spineless bitch.

So bad. 0/5 I walked out.

Ridas · Mar 23, 2017

Himeo · Mar 23, 2017

Don't listen to the shills. This movie is terrible. More anti-family sterilization GURL POWR and Chinese Communist propaganda raping your childhood and your wallet.

Gamma Rays · Mar 23, 2017

Raping my wallet??

I think my wallet was asking for it, dressed provocatively, clearly showing a view of the Gold Visa card inside. I tried to warn it, going out dressed like that.

Wouldn't listen.

Ridas · Mar 23, 2017

Gamma Rays said:
Raping my wallet??

I think my wallet was asking for it, dressed provocatively, clearly showing a view of the Gold Visa card inside. I tried to warn it, going out dressed like that.

Wouldn't listen.

And the wallet enjoyed every minute of it. Goddamn whore.

McCheese · Mar 23, 2017

Himeo was triggered by all the poison sugar dust from candy floating in the air as he walked past the theater's concessions counter.

Void · Mar 23, 2017

McCheese said:
Himeo was triggered by GURLS

ftfy

Cad · Mar 23, 2017

Xevy said:
They're stored in her shins like wolverine's claws are stored in his forearm. Now does she have to point her foot straight while using them? I guess. Or maybe they're just putting them in from that angle because it's easier for make believe doctors to do that? Either way, she definitely doesn't have an adamantium skeleton, just the blades.

Neither of those make any sense, it'd blow their wrist/ankle apart every time. Granted, they heal, but especially Wolverine in this movie kinda does not. And what muscle actuates them to come out?

Better to think they magically appear at his knuckles, I'd have less issue with that than them magic-bulleting around the wrist/hand bones and emerging leaving everything else intact.

And in X2 didn't Deathstrike's claws actually come out of her fingertips? Lets not even get started on that one.

Jackie Treehorn · Mar 25, 2017

I watched this last night on a whim since I generally don't keep up with the comic book movies.

I just want to state my excitement for the upcoming CHUBBY BLACK ELECTRIC BOY! movie.

Xevy · Mar 27, 2017

Cad said:
Neither of those make any sense, it'd blow their wrist/ankle apart every time. Granted, they heal, but especially Wolverine in this movie kinda does not. And what muscle actuates them to come out?

Better to think they magically appear at his knuckles, I'd have less issue with that than them magic-bulleting around the wrist/hand bones and emerging leaving everything else intact.

And in X2 didn't Deathstrike's claws actually come out of her fingertips? Lets not even get started on that one.

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I'm pretty sure both Logan and 23 have special ligaments normal people don't have that allows their claws to push out.

Dioblaire · Mar 27, 2017

Himeo said:
Don't listen to the shills. This movie is terrible. More anti-family sterilization GURL POWR and Chinese Communist propaganda raping your childhood and your wallet.

You're trying to hard.

ronne · Mar 27, 2017

Himeo didn't walk out of shit. He sat in the back on his powerscooter with a nervous teenage theater employee trying frantically to keep his popcorn trough full.

Brando · Mar 27, 2017

Just saw this the other day while the kids were watching Beauty and the Beast. Pretty solid fucking movie, would re-iterate it makes you year for a Professor X/Wolverine road trip or cop buddy movie.

j00t · Mar 27, 2017

Remember that Logan and Laura are mutants both in that they heal AND that they are animalistic. They see like them, they smell like them, and they have claws like them. The human nose can't pick up scents like wolves do, but let's not not pick that... I'm pretty sure the claws fit in there somewhere.

spronk · Mar 28, 2017

Saw this today, atomtickets.com has a deal where it'll subtract $5 with coupon code NEWYEAR or RETAIL and matinee tix at my local theater are just $5.50 so why not. I enjoyed it, while there were pletny of "uhh...what" story moments that don't really work, the acting chops of Jackman, Stewart, and Dafne Keen (girl X-23) elevate it from a 6/10 to a 9/10 or higher. Just the couple of touching scenes sprinkled throughout the movie make it worth a watch, it puts a whole different spin on the comic genre and I really enjoyed that. Indeed, Getting old sucks Logan.

I don't think you really NEED to watch it in theaters, the action scenes are good but pretty grounded and up close and there isn't a whole lot of CGI wanking so a home viewing is just as good. I think I do want to watch this movie a second time, at home, just to resee all the Logan and Professor X scenes. The movie feels so profound around the themes of love, death, getting old, family, and deriving meaning from your life that its easy to overlook the shortcomings of forgettable villains, a really barebones story, and a literal "just get to spot X and you will be magically safe" trope.

Be interesting to see if this gets any Oscar buzz next year.

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