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Blazin

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SPY ATH on spike

IJS up over 2% on the news, had order in for 1900 shares hoping we could get some spikes lower as well right as the news hit but didn't fill
 
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Jysin

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100bp in cuts in 2024 is weighing commentary right now. That is a lot of cutting quick.
 
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Zzen

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50 bps with stocks near ATHs lol

Jerome Burns has cemented his legacy.
 
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Tirant

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RE: Crowdstrike.

Don't.

Microsoft is taking antimalware and anticheat out of the kernel. This will make third party products that rely on kernel layer access much less effective.

Possible that CRWD could make it up in other services, but more possible that they don't.

Thanks, I actually ended up selling calls vs my position yesterday so now I’m hoping they get called
 

Sanrith Descartes

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I love FED days...

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Zzen

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Nickileaks tripping over the words in the question J Pow fed to him. Soy boy beta cuck.
 

Asshat Foler

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Does this mean bull markets and increased inflation? Someone explain it to me like I’m 5 plz
 

Sanrith Descartes

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Me: This 50 point cut was really stupid!
Also Me: My investment accounts are going cha-ching!
 
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Creslin

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I mean that was about as dovish as you could have possibly expected. I never can tell what the market will do on a given day but 150k of my personal money went in when we dropped back to flat on the qs on him saying no negative rates. (Wtf retarded algo expected him to say rates are trending back to 0 or negative)
 
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