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Mist

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I gotta withdraw 10k on Monday, so hopefully I can be part of the problem.
Yeah I'm gonna take 50k out of my SOFI account and just put it in SPAXX because the return is higher anyway and Fidelity is way safer.
 
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Blazin

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I just heard from my uncle whose neighbor knows a banker and they said the entire banking system is going to collapse this week. People in the know are moving their assets to doge coin and putting their retirement accounts into SPACS. Load up boys this is the big one, stay safe
 
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Khane

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My money is already buried in various undisclosed locations along the Eastern Seaboard. You lambs deserve to be led to the slaughter trusting capitalism with your capital.
 

Blazin

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The problem with this whole thing is, it is going to focus on who gets hurt, instead of how much it hurts. This is a fart in the wind monetarily, but if it hurts the right people, it could cause an overreaction.
Maybe Ackman can cry on cnbc while Chamath explains it for us simpletons.
 
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I hope silicon valley is burned down by angry hipsters who lost all their deposits in SVB. Am I a bad person?
 
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I hope silicon valley is burned down by angry hipsters who lost all their deposits in SVB. Am I a bad person?
No. You are ahead of the curve once people wake up to how badly Facebook, Instagram, TikTok has fucked their society
 
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Mist

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No. You are ahead of the curve once people wake up to how badly Facebook, Instagram, TikTok has fucked their society
Yes, but they're not going to miss payroll, the next crop of people trying to take them down are.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Companies do require employees to run daily operations. They don't need executives though.
Sure i get the people to keep the lights on and stuff, but if that includes any remotely senior management thats pants on head retarded.
 

Mist

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Sure i get the people to keep the lights on and stuff, but if that includes any remotely senior management thats pants on head retarded.
It takes a LOT of people to keep the lights on at most companies, especially a bank that is effectively huge B2B company with tons of massive clients that are absolutely freaking the fuck out right now because they need access to their own money to keep the lights on at their own companies. All the people that manage client-facing operations will have to stay. The people making decisions about investments, not so much.