Johnny53
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J49: An Erotic Life
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Vulg
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She's a user. She'll play you, Ed and anybody else who's willing to treat her like a cumbucket take turns as long as she gets what she actually needs, which isn't anybody's love.
Smart money in this deadpool is on Capri.
Nemesis
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funny, considering how many times you've directly facilitated her relapse after she's tried to get treatment. not sure you get the meaning of the word fear... maybe you're afraid that if she does OD you'll be short one dependent junkie to make you feel needed
Gamma Rays
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Have you figured out how you're going to pay for these whores once you lose your home and wife's income?
Neki
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Breakdown
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I've actually started sharing this tale with my friends that don't post here. They are fucking enthralled by the epic tales of Johnny Machine Gun OD King.
Johnny, the I love you was the end of it. It's not just some sex now, it's full betrayal. You wife is being nice to you now to put up a front for the incoming divorce papers and to build a case to prove she's a nice and loving wife who was deceived and betrayed.
She's getting the house and child support, almost all of your money and you are fucked. You will be in a flop house with Capri real soon.
Ps when you find Capri lets get some anal sex pics pls
Johnny, the I love you was the end of it. It's not just some sex now, it's full betrayal. You wife is being nice to you now to put up a front for the incoming divorce papers and to build a case to prove she's a nice and loving wife who was deceived and betrayed.
She's getting the house and child support, almost all of your money and you are fucked. You will be in a flop house with Capri real soon.
Ps when you find Capri lets get some anal sex pics pls
Don't fall into the "one more post" trap, it'll be 3 days later and you'll wonder where the hell the time went.
As for the deadpool, house money has to be on Capri with as often as she's in/out of the hospital or shooting up/od'ing.
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Nester
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Breakdown
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I love that Ive spent nearly as much on booze and EQ as J has whores, and ive spent like zero money. These bitches is cheap.
I spent more on Wings and shitty draft beer tonight than Johnny does in 3 rounds of Capri. One of us is a moron. and Im thinking its me.
Three years ago if you told me there was a guy hooked on HOOOOOOOOOORS and asked me how much it would cost, I would said thousands. Johnny has shown the 99 percent they can be whore mongers as well.
I spent more on Wings and shitty draft beer tonight than Johnny does in 3 rounds of Capri. One of us is a moron. and Im thinking its me.
Three years ago if you told me there was a guy hooked on HOOOOOOOOOORS and asked me how much it would cost, I would said thousands. Johnny has shown the 99 percent they can be whore mongers as well.
Johnny53
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somehow the wife continues to baffle me, more hugs in the last 2 days then the last 5 months
in 2 weeks she gets her $8000 bonus, she told me this morning i can get an IPAD and the new S7 Edge
told her if i get the phone i can pass on the IPAD
she was going to give each boy $300, but now we are bumping that to $500 at my suggestion
in 2 weeks she gets her $8000 bonus, she told me this morning i can get an IPAD and the new S7 Edge
told her if i get the phone i can pass on the IPAD
she was going to give each boy $300, but now we are bumping that to $500 at my suggestion
Big Phoenix
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Good to know Capri is getting the good stuff for her money.
How have you not been caught transporting hookers to buy heroin yet?
Necrath Evilcraft
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That's because her lawyer told her to so they can blindside you. Hopefully you are on the street pimping your stable in a few months time.