Aaron
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J49: An Erotic Life
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Johnny53
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lets disperse this line of reasoning, i know where she is at all the time, unlike my job, she doesn't have the freedom, her job is office based, mine is half office/half field
this morning she asked me to meet her at home for lunch,
Johnny53
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follow the story, i never used family money for whores, all my whoring $$$ came from kickbacks,
kristen spent around $3,000 over 8 months
capri spent around $ 4,000 to $ 5,000 over 2 years
deena probably around $ 2,000 to $ 3,000 stretched out over 4 years
seimone.....around $1,000 including the money she stole from me
Johnny53
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Hoss
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Nooner. The funny thing is she's probably read some self help book and it convinced her that she's at least partially to blame for not taking care of you.
I hope she blows you dude.
/fingerscrossed
Johnny53
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no...she is a women, which makes her a mystery....however, i know that her career is very important and time consuming, i know that shes home by 6, making dinner, i know she does not go out in the evening and is in bed between 10 and 11
i also know that if there is another dude ( lol ) it will be awhile before he gets to plow her "hallway" and he ain't getting any sucky, sucky
Cad
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This is a pretty infantile position chaos, is it still a relationship if you are banging your boss that could fire you at any time and uses that power to manipulate you? Yes it is, it's just an emotionally manipulative and not very healthy one. J49's relationship with the hoors isn't just based on the fifty bucks or whatever he gives them - they could turn tricks anywhere, probably. They keep coming to him because they trust him, he is probably nice to them and they feel safe with him. Not really much different than any much younger/poorer woman having a relationship with an older provider, in this case it's just more explicit and the girls are much more transient/unstable than normal. But these girls aren't working at the bunny ranch being professionals they're texting constantly, spending a lot of time together. To say he doesn't have a relationship with them is pretty stupid.
LachiusTZ
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Just when I thought J49 was going to taper off and not deliver anymore . . .
WHAM, 5 pages of gold.
+1 on the add me to the bachelor party list. Seriously, I'll risk a fucking divorce to go to j49's send off. And on that note, if things keep going well with the wife, triple your life insurance. But make the beneficiary Capri. Lulz.
WHAM, 5 pages of gold.
+1 on the add me to the bachelor party list. Seriously, I'll risk a fucking divorce to go to j49's send off. And on that note, if things keep going well with the wife, triple your life insurance. But make the beneficiary Capri. Lulz.
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Johnny53
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on the phone today, i called capri a whore and told her to go back to broadway, she started crying and asked if that is what i thought of her.....
i told her that after staying with her all afternoon in the ER on thursday, if she can turn around and lie to me the next day, then, i can't trust her anymore...
meanwhile deena wants to hang out, but i told her no more car dates, the crack she smokes makes her super paranoid, and on the last couple of dates, i only came like 3 times, because she get nervous and its distracting
i told her that after staying with her all afternoon in the ER on thursday, if she can turn around and lie to me the next day, then, i can't trust her anymore...
meanwhile deena wants to hang out, but i told her no more car dates, the crack she smokes makes her super paranoid, and on the last couple of dates, i only came like 3 times, because she get nervous and its distracting
Your wife is being super nice because that's what her lawyers recommend she do just before serving papers. She can claim in court that she tried.
Void
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Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think? Change the genders around, and this is exactly what your wife is probably saying to her lawyer.
Cad
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This makes no difference and you'll say you tried whether you did or not.
Johnny53
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so the next day after she heard me tell capri I love you, she said she set up a meeting with a lawyer, i asked her WHY...are we getting a divorce now ?, she said no but she wants to protect her money, i asked ...protect from what ?, i give you my paycheck every week, you give me $100, what could i possibly do, you handle all the finances, the worst i could do is run up the credit card, but you check the balance everyday,
i said if you want separate cc's then lets do that, then i just said if it makes you feel better , talk to a lawyer, and maybe i should get one also,that separating our finances at this point will only benefit and protect me,
she could screw me over financially anytime....i don't know where the money all goes..
it was at this point that she realized that her getting a lawyer does nothing, i am not going to do anything to hurt her financially or my kids
again we are looking at a four year plan, before divorce, to ensure my son gets thru private school