J49: An Erotic Life
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chaos
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Bro, I don't know what it is like. I'm not judging so much in that post, I'm actually asking. Like sometimes he talks about her like she's his girlfriend, others like she's just another commodity that he could throw away and get 10 more of the next day.
And I guess what I mean by "relationship" is something similar to what a man and wife have or a man and girlfriend have. I realize that any two people who interact have a "relationship" but it doesn't seem possible to maintain a relationship like this while also maintaining one with a spouse, which he is at least attempting to do. Shit is confusing.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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I'd probably start paying attention where the money goes and where it currently is bro.
You should ask your wife if you guys can just stay together and you take Capri as a second wife. Polygamy is legal now isn't it?
Nester
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She is what 22? and he is 52?
He should adopt her and move her and spin it as Altruism helping out a poor girl down on her luck who lacks stability of a "home"
Johnny53
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okay...i am having a emotional relationship with capri, which is why i stayed with her all afternoon in the ER, any other girl i would have just dropped off and left,
but , it also allows me to be hurt by her actions, which are fueled by her need for drugs
the question is "is she having an emotional relationship with me"
now she claims so, loves me, wants to get a place together, blah, blah
but the reality is her relationship is with heroin
call me a fool...but you don't have sex with someone over 200 times and not develop feelings for them, and i am probably more needy then most emotionally
Johnny53
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Frenzied Wombat
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Because he's some sort of weird White Knight douchebag hybrid. We need a psychologist in this thread.
Frenzied Wombat
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Because he gets to encourage a scenario by which he can try and save her, all while making her dependent on him. It's kind of like Disney's Sleeping Beauty story, except he's the one to put her in a coma and there's a lot more track marks and anal involved.
Gavinmad
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For christs sake, he doesn't care about her. She's nothing more than human garbage to him, he's just incapable of accepting what a worthless human being he is so he lies to himself about caring about her.
Most pimps treat their hookers better than the way Johnny treats Capri. I wasn't exaggerating when I called her his victim.
Most pimps treat their hookers better than the way Johnny treats Capri. I wasn't exaggerating when I called her his victim.
Frenzied Wombat
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I probably haven't followed his legacy as closely as most in this thread, but if it was just about banging whore pussy wouldn't he have rotated her out of the roster by now? Find a ho with less drama? My take is there are some co-dependency issues at play here.
moonarchia
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Yeah, you really have no clue on that front. Even in the strictest of office environments people can and do sleep around. At the office. With each other. With whoever is handy. Etc. Not implying that she is or not, just that she could if she wanted to.
Haast
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Yeah, I chuckled. Numerous stories in the divorce thread start with "my wife was prude with me, then I found out she was sucking co-worker's dicks in the office parking garage" or something similar. But watching J52 stick his head in the sand is cute.
Calbiyum
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