J49: An Erotic Life
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I just don't understand why, after all this time, he keeps posting such damning evidence. For fuck's sake, the degenerates here have everything they need now. WHY! This is why rational choice theory is broken.
I really don't want to think this is real, but the amount of effort someone would have to go through to acquire everything J has is just maddening. I mean it's all possible to fake given enough effort and dedication, I suppose, but still. It's the old CWC argument: you'd have to mentally ill even to be so dedicated to fake it.
Why J? Why do you keep providing the evidence? Why in the shit would you turn over so much worthwhile evidence to RR? You must know it's just a matter of time now!
I MUST KNOW
I really don't want to think this is real, but the amount of effort someone would have to go through to acquire everything J has is just maddening. I mean it's all possible to fake given enough effort and dedication, I suppose, but still. It's the old CWC argument: you'd have to mentally ill even to be so dedicated to fake it.
Why J? Why do you keep providing the evidence? Why in the shit would you turn over so much worthwhile evidence to RR? You must know it's just a matter of time now!
I MUST KNOW
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Gamma Rays
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I am just waiting for the new member ANGRYWIFE or similar with 6 posts and a join date of Oct 2015
to roll in here and completely go to town.
to roll in here and completely go to town.
Srsly. Until then, no forum couple drama will ever rival whats-his-face having his deformed dwarf wife register to mangle english and bitch him out publicly.
StoiCynic
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Of all the fucked up shit people have posted about him, he's never quite as perturbed as when people question the validity of his story. In some strange, sick way he is getting off on sharing this all with us don't you doubt. We're all just one butthole aching to be cleaned in Johnnys head, so don't bother trying to analyze (hehe...anal....).
But anywho.... I bet shit is getting real right about now. Cold, quiet couch. Alone with his thoughts. The realization of recent events rapidly setting in.
That or ya know, him sexting Capri about his wang needing kissy wissy's or some lame shit. Xoxo
But anywho.... I bet shit is getting real right about now. Cold, quiet couch. Alone with his thoughts. The realization of recent events rapidly setting in.
That or ya know, him sexting Capri about his wang needing kissy wissy's or some lame shit. Xoxo
Breakdown
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Hoss
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Plot twist. Johnny finally agrees to meet keg for lunch, and finds out keg is the wolf.
Skanda
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Despite what that faggot Keg and a few others want, this is the only thing that will really keep this thread interesting now.
Fifey
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He takes his hoors to booths to publicly have sex with them, so of course he enjoys the exhibitionism of this thread. Plus, he can't exactly brag about all this doped up side puss he's getting to people he knows personally.
I just hope he invites Rerolled to Capri and his wedding.
I have not enough memories and too many drunk to give a good answer to this, but where does J49 currently rank on the all time list of FOH/RR trainwrecks? I wish there was a leaderboard for this or something.
Or whatever you'd call it,leaderboard doesn't really seem suitable here.
Or whatever you'd call it,leaderboard doesn't really seem suitable here.
iannis
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Nah, J isn't such a complete trainwreck as all that. He has a surprising amount of his shit together.
He just has a magic dick that shoots methadone. And apparently he cums like a machine gun.
Grobbee was WAY worse. Gryeyes was WAY worse.
J just falls in love with his hoors. There's something in him, something deep, which is truly fucked and twisted. But it doesn't stop him from being functional.
He just has a magic dick that shoots methadone. And apparently he cums like a machine gun.
Grobbee was WAY worse. Gryeyes was WAY worse.
J just falls in love with his hoors. There's something in him, something deep, which is truly fucked and twisted. But it doesn't stop him from being functional.
Quaid
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At this point, who the fuck cares?
This is better than most television, and he's doing it for free.
Just enjoy the ride, man.