J49: An Erotic Life

Johnny53

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radditsu

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reddit.com/labiagw

 

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Hell yea J.

 

StoiCynic

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Ain't clicking that shit, protein shake was enough spew for one day...

 

Calbiyum

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Every time I read the $10 joke I think of the loch ness monster in Southpark 3 fitty thing.

 

Calbiyum

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StoiCynic_sl said:

Ain't clicking that shit, protein shake was enough spew for one day...

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It's not as bad as some of the others he posted

 

Araxen

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Can't unsee the condom pic...ugh..

 

Evernothing

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Johnny49_sl said:

they give them out for free in camden, a whore's perk

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Free condom drying racks? Damn. Camden is like the IKEA of whoring.

 

Ritley

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I hope the Johnny show never ends

 

Johnny53

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Frenzied Wombat

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Johnny49_sl said:

, so i had to Narcan her to bring her back

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J49's version of White Knighting. Facilitate the acquisition of heroin, watch her near OD, and then bring her back to life. It's like the story of Sleeping Beauty, just with STD's, needles, and smack.

 

Adebisi

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Aries OD's

 

Johnny53

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Johnny53

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Mures

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Johnny49_sl said:

my love called me from detox this morning....she misses her heroin

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Fixed that for you.

 

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:

J49's version of White Knighting. Facilitate the acquisition of heroin, watch her near OD, and then bring her back to life. It's like the story of Sleeping Beauty, just with STD's, needles, and smack.

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Hero syndrome. The knight in shining armor rescues the maiden ...that he locked in the tower himself. Then blows 17 machine gun loads in her.

 

Evernothing

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Relevant:

 

Kais

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Is it better to see the condom as half empty or half full?

 

Calbiyum

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Sort of surprised a condom is used now that I think of it

 

ohkcrlho

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The condom.....lol
This thread is the best thing......since ever. Ahahah