Jurassic Park 4

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Mahes

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I think a tornado with sharks will eventually win the day. A bad ass T-rex would have nothing on a Tornado with sharks.
 
Aaron

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I think this is going to be one of those films that will either be awesome or complete crap. There's no middle ground here.
 
Gavinmad

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I think we know it's going to be complete crap. The question is whether or not it's going to be enjoyable crap, and I think it will be.
 
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When will they learn, don't engineer a dinosaur you don't have a gun big enough to kill.
 
Gilgamel

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It's a fucking dinosaur. Do we really need to genetically modify it to make it more dangerous to humans? It's already pretty dangerous to humans I would think.
 
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Gilgamel_sl said:
It's a fucking dinosaur. Do we really need to genetically modify it to make it more dangerous to humans? It's already pretty dangerous to humans I would think.
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TJT

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I'm sure its going to be an awesome movie. But the idea is hilarious even within the context of the Jurassic park movies themselves.

Chief Marketing Guy: "So we figured that our customers would eventually get bored with plain ole' dinosaurs and we want them to keep coming. Like Disneyland, right guys? Well, lets engineer an even more badass dinosaur that is SUPER AWESOME and nobody will get tired of it"
Bob: "Well, you know those incidents of the park going to shit... like four different times? Costing us billions and setting back the Jurassic Park project almost 20 years and shit. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Do we really need another incident? Lets just stick with the regular dinosaurs that are more timid and we have better control of."
CMO: "Dude, that was 20 fucking years ago. We've solved all those problems. Nothing can go wrong this time"
Bob: "But..."

This is kind of how I like to imagine such things happening.
 
Ryanz

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From the previews I get a sense that this movie is going to have a bunch of terrible acting. Chris Pratt, as far as all his lines in the previews are concerned, just doesn't convince me as a serious actor. Sure, his role in Guardians of the Galaxy worked for him because he could do his whole deadpan humor routine, but you cut that out and I'm not sure there's much left. Also, whoever the chick in the previews is, seems over dramatic and also not very good at delivering her lines. Maybe I'm just being hyper critical because this is a sequel to one of my favorite childhood movies and I want it to be perfect, but my impression so far is this will be a turn off your brain, and OMG HYBRID DINOSAUR!!!11 type movie. I guess I'll leave the rest of my criticism until after I've actually seen it.
 
Rengak

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TJT_sl said:
I'm sure its going to be an awesome movie. But the idea is hilarious even within the context of the Jurassic park movies themselves.

Chief Marketing Guy: "So we figured that our customers would eventually get bored with plain ole' dinosaurs and we want them to keep coming. Like Disneyland, right guys? Well, lets engineer an even more badass dinosaur that is SUPER AWESOME and nobody will get tired of it"
Bob: "Well, you know those incidents of the park going to shit... like four different times? Costing us bill
ions and setting back the Jurassic Park project almost 20 years and shit. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Do we really need another incident? Lets just stick with the regular dinosaurs that are more timid and we have better control of."
CMO: "Dude, that was 20 fucking years ago. We've solved all those problems. Nothing can go wrong this time"
Bob: "But..."

This is kind of how I like to imagine such things happening.
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You forgot the part where he rails cocaine.
 
Void

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Ryanz_sl said:
Also, whoever the chick in the previews is, seems over dramatic and also not very good at delivering her lines.
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Ron Howard's daughter, Bryce Dallas Howard, most recognizable from M. Night's The Village and Lady in the Water.
 
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