Jurassic Park 4

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Gavinmad

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For some reason I was thinking she was Io from Clash of the Titans but I guess that was Gemma Arterton.
 

a_skeleton_02

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Loved every minute of the movie. The human characters are really stupid and some of the shit doesn't make sense but the dinosaur fights are intense and the CG is much better than the trailers.

The ending sequence turned me into an eight year old kid from 93 all over again. Made me wanna go to toys r us and buy shit.
 

Khalan

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too bad they have 2 stupid kids as part of the cast again. The hollywood cliche of some random kids getting in trouble is so lame.
 

khalid

Unelected Mod
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Really enjoyed the movie as a popcorn flick outside of the stupid two kids. Chris Pratt nailed it.
 

Runnen

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I went in expecting a really bad movie. I came out very pleasantly surprised. It was much better than Lost World and Jurassic Park III. It had some over the top clich?s, some goofy mistakes that the plot hinged on, but there were also some clever moments, some humor, great great action scenes, fights between FUCKING DINOSAURS where you could see everything happening clearly.. my wife was gripping my arm for half the movie because of how tense some of the action was, so that was pretty cool. I recommend seeing it.
 

cyrusreij

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Movie was amazing, very dumb as expecting with people doing stupid shit, but omg action. The entire movie outside of the final sequence is shown in the trailers, so everything is fairly predictable.... which takes nothing away from the movie at all. The Dinosaur on Dinosaur action is tremendous. The final fight is so absurdly awesome, that even though I read a full spoiler review before going, I was still AMAZED at how incredible that fight was.

I badly missed Stan Winston's full size T-Rex puppet, but you could never pull off the final scene with an animatronic. The two puppets they did use, the Apatasaurus and the Raptor heads, both looked fucking fantastic though. I heartily plan on seeing it again, movie is definitely the second best after the original, which nothing will ever surpass and thats totally OK by me.
 

fris

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y'all had me 'dinosaurs fighting', that's all I want from this movie and looks like i'm gonna get it.

is it worth seeing in 3d?
 

Sutekh

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This was surprisingly mediocre. The dialog was fucking awful, the plot was awful, Chris Pratt was awesome, Female Ron Howard is smoking hot, little kid actors still suck.

The only reason you should go see this is if you want to see Dinosaurs killing shit and each other.
 

Taloo_sl

shitlord
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y'all had me 'dinosaurs fighting', that's all I want from this movie and looks like i'm gonna get it.

is it worth seeing in 3d?
First 3d movie where I found it distracting and got nauseous. Wish 2d hadn't been sold out.

First 30-45min was fucking terrible. After that it slowly picks up and by the time it's over that shit was awesome. My biggest complaint is jump starting a 20 year old jeep with a powersport battery out of an ATV. That shit wouldn't work! For various reasons! Should have just replaced the ATV with something that would have a full size battery. I was in a pissy mood before we got there and was ready to slap the shit out of the cunt next to us and her friends before the movie even started but still managed to enjoy myself once things got rolling plot wise. Way better than I thought it could ever be.

RE: Sutekh

Don't disagree. A lot of that shit was terrible but it's pretty heavily loaded towards the first 1/3rd-1/2 of the film. I might be being a little forgiving but I stayed away from spoilers and expected Burt Macklin and his Velociraptor Strike Team so was pleasantly surprised.