I dunno if you were originally trolling or just have an aggravating writing style. Your long post has a different tone then you did previously, and is fine. Your initial responses were extremely arrogant and people had a legitimate reason to react to you the way they did. Someone like Wizardhawk isn't going to change his opinion now that you are in an argument, but I don't have an issue with your reasoning in the longer post.
It wouldn't be that hard to code those things, but at the same time this is the first time I've ever heard someone asking for it. It's rare that someone is competitive and doesn't want to know their stats. Most people like you are fine with simply playing normals, which have an ELO as well. Hell, Meteos originally just played very high ELO normals with his buddies, and was likely one of the highest rated in those before jumping into ranked.