Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Lumi

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yimmien said:
If the earth is flat how "thick" is it? Is there a bottom, what is on the other side? Is it like a flat bread pizza floating in space? With sufficient energy like a giant bomb or meteor on one end, could you flip it? Would the oceans pour out? How do planes fly in different directions and reach the same place? Serious questions I am truly interested in how it would all work.
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It would apparently be something like this.
 
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Lumi

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"so antarctica continent doesnt exist in a flat earth. hmm, that would mean its impossible to fly over the south pole."

Antarctica is that giant wall of ice surrounding the water.
 
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Araysar

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Lumi said:
"so antarctica continent doesnt exist in a flat earth. hmm, that would mean its impossible to fly over the south pole."

Antarctica is that giant wall of ice surrounding the water.
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thats my point exactly.
 
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Zaara

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Here's a question then

Why is the Earth flat if absolutely every other observable celestial body in the universe (with enough mass/gravity) is a sphere.
Just taking the Milky Way, 100-400 billion stars, likely as many planets. But no, Earth's flat and everything else isn't?
 
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Zaara said:
Here's a question then

Why is the Earth flat if absolutely every other observable celestial body in the universe (with enough mass/gravity) is a sphere.
Just taking the Milky Way, 100-400 billion stars, likely as many planets. But no, Earth's flat and everything else isn't?
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They flat too its just a coincidence they are all facing us. Also, constellations being different in different hemispheres is alien trick.
 
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Zaara said:
Here's a question then

Why is the Earth flat if absolutely every other observable celestial body in the universe (with enough mass/gravity) is a sphere.
Just taking the Milky Way, 100-400 billion stars, likely as many planets. But no, Earth's flat and everything else isn't?
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because god thinks we are special
 
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Lumi

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Zaara said:
Here's a question then

Why is the Earth flat if absolutely every other observable celestial body in the universe (with enough mass/gravity) is a sphere.
Just taking the Milky Way, 100-400 billion stars, likely as many planets. But no, Earth's flat and everything else isn't?
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Answered in the video. Earth is unique. That's why there's nothing like our planet anywhere. See life on any of the planets? Just because celestial bodies are spherical in no way necessitates our needing to be also. Earth is very blatantly and clearly unique so is it really such a stretch to say that we are not quite like the other celestial bodies? Is it only a stretch because you've seen a globe in your classroom since kindergarten and have been told the Earth is a sphere your whole life. Except all you've ever done is take someone else's word for it. Either way, what harm can come from simply looking into it? Maybe it's non sense, maybe it isn't.
 
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Burnem Wizfyre

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Lumi said:
Answered in the video. Earth is unique. That's why there's nothing like our planet anywhere. See life on any of the planets? Just because celestial bodies are spherical in no way necessitates our needing to be also. Earth is very blatantly and clearly unique so is it really such a stretch to say that we are not quite like the other celestial bodies? Is it only a stretch because you've seen a globe in your classroom since kindergarten and have been told the Earth is a sphere your whole life. Except all you've ever done is take someone else's word for it. Either way, what harm can come from simply looking into it? Maybe it's non sense, maybe it isn't.
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God damn chromosome smuggler.

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Brikker

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Lumi said:
Interestingly enough, the logo for the UN is the actual map of the world. Hidden in plain sight. A flat disc surrounded by a wall of ice which is Antarctica and North Pole being the direct center. This is why nobody is ever allowed to go there because if you did, you would see that we are completely surrounded by a massive wall of ice which holds in the oceans of the world.
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@Amod if this fakeLumi post isn't reason enough that this forum/thread needs Worfs/Picards, I don't know what is.
 
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