Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread
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Guest, did you like the last podcast notification?? Well here's the second one, and for the third podcast! Yep. This Thursday 8-8-24 at 7pm Central
Go here to check out his podcast thread for info on topics and links!Go into the FoH discord and find the Happy Time Fun Hour channel and give it a listen!
hodj
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How can you tell if the Bible was written by God or Satan?
Is the BIble not of this world? Was it not written by men? Then how can we tell who divinely inspired those men to write it?
If the Devil wrote the Bible, instead of Yahweh, how can we tell the difference?
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Ah there it is. Sweet mana from heaven! Save us brother Lumie! Sell us the cure!
"Hay! Da debil wantz us to not play pokker all day u guyz! Yew wuld no this if yew wernt all so stewpit!"
Abefroman
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So if god has always existed, wtf was he doing before the big bang? Why even go through the trouble of the big bang when you can create anything anyhow? You telling me that the creator was bored and decided to create the universe by doing a cosmic mentos in diet coke experiment?
hodj
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Lumie, why does God get to be necessarily existing, but the universe doesn't?
No, it doesn't, we can't say for certain what happened prior to the Big Bang, and calling the Big Bang a clear and definitive beginning is a base assertion fallacy
Which law of thermodynamics demonstrates the universe can't be energetic forces eternally changing form, exactly?
Lumi
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I don't gamble idiot. That would imply I have a chance at losing. Also, how do I lie to people and rip them off you fucking retard? I don't lie to anyone nor do I ever cheat and therefor am not ripping anyone off. I simply outsmart my opponents and beat them with superior intellect. So because I'm better at logic and understand the game of poker better than most people means I'm some how lying and ripping people off? LOL! People like you are the reason I'm able to be so successful at poker because almost everyone that plays it is a brainless fucking moron like yourself.
hodj
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Special pleading fallacy detected.
When you get up to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, you think he's going to take "I wasn't gambling, that would imply I could lose!" into account?
lol of course not.
You're going to be burning right alongside the rest of us in the fire pit.
When you get up to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, you think he's going to take "I wasn't gambling, that would imply I could lose!" into account?
lol of course not.
You're going to be burning right alongside the rest of us in the fire pit.
Lumi
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Good question. Who knows really? Time doesn't exist to God like it does for us.
Who says the big bang is a proven fact? Who says that's what even occurred? Regardless, even if it were true, what difference would it make how God decided to create the universe? He can do anything he wants.
Lumi
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The law of entropy. There is a finite amount of energy and it is in a constant state of motion towards uselessness. Once all of the energy in the universe is used up, that's it, game over. It's just like a grandfather clock. Someone has to wind it up and then it will use all of it's stored energy until it uses up all of that energy and becomes useless. Until of course someone winds it back up again.
Lumi
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All have sinned so it doesn't matter really. It's a matter of whether or not you will repent and accept Jesus, the true master and ruler of the universe.
hodj
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So, what you're saying is, just like acid base chemistry, homeostasis, and pretty much every other topic, you're talking out of your ass and don't actually grasp anything you are speaking about?
We knew that already.
Demonstrate the Universe is an isolated system.
Go ahead.
I'll be waiting.
Want to try again?
We knew that already.
Demonstrate the Universe is an isolated system.
Go ahead.
I'll be waiting.
Jesus never existed.
Want to try again?
hodj
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I think its more like "Lumie gave up when I started asking him about serious genetic illnesses that his world view simply cannot account for, so then we moved on to mocking his ridiculous views on reptiloids and the illuminati and Jesus and shit" if we're being honest here
iannis
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Well it is kinda covered with, "I am the Alpha and the Omega". Before the Big Bang we just have to assume that God was thinking, "Hmmm. Light. I bet light would be pretty neat." Or maybe it was completely accidental. He said, "Let there be light" and then the part we don't get is, "Hey cool. Sothat'swhat light is!" I mean, fuck, that's kind of a ridiculous Douglas Adams version of what the Hindu's actually have to say on the subject.
Maybe we're not a Great Experiment so much as a Cosmic Oops.
Lumi
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They aren't genetic illnesses you fucking idiot. They are due to malnutrition which causes the defects. When the body is provided every nutrient it possibly needs it's impossible to have defects.
Caliane
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Which is it?
Also, does that make Satan, god of kittens? Sunsets? patron of Queen, and Daft Punk?
Who made margaritas? Clearly wasn't Jesus.
Sure is alot of pretty awesome stuff out there.