Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

It's actually kind of scary to think what a Lumie with Bisi-powers could accomplish.

Unleash the power.

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

a measurable shift

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Headline Feb 2nd, Peace Activist beheaded by guitar string in ISIS controlled village.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't even know where to post this, but I feel like a part of my life has come full circle. I was talking to a close friend of mine I hadn't seen in a while today. She is in med school and is getting to the point where she is interacting with patients. A guy came in and told her, flat out, that he didn't need help because he was curing his own cancer. With a concoction of cinnamon, milk, and garlic. I got to tell her about Lumie and Yahoo chat interactions and FoH in the old days and explain where Cinnamilk had come from. It was simultaneously nostalgic and absolutely horrifying that this total stranger believed in the power of cinnamilk.

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

Cinnamilk also cures ostrich egg carpet stink

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Is "Ostrich egg carpet stink" a euphemism for a stinky vagina?

No, he imported his ostriches for the giant omelettes. Accidents have been known to happen.

Every 27 to 28 million years. So did we hit 27 million years this month or is it the average? Have they accounted for leap years?