Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Probably depends how often you clean your shower and hard water, etc.

My wife is broken. She can't wash dishes because she gets a massive rash of I guess extreme eczema on her hands with the combination of water and dish soap. Is this a divorceable condition ?
 
iannis

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The trick to cleaning the shower is to not let soapscum build up in the first place.

All it takes is to wipe it down with the towel after you've sawed your asscrack with it. If you don't do that every time it can become a real chore.
 
iannis

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Noodleface_sl said:
Probably depends how often you clean your shower and hard water, etc.

My wife is broken. She can't wash dishes because she gets a massive rash of I guess extreme eczema on her hands with the combination of water and dish soap. Is this a divorceable condition ?
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Quite the opposite. She's clever enough to know which detergent she's allergic to, and she keeps buying it. Not only does she not have to do the dishes she gets sympathy from her husband.

This is a woman you encourage to run for city council.
 
TrollfaceDeux

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Noodleface_sl said:
Probably depends how often you clean your shower and hard water, etc.

My wife is broken. She can't wash dishes because she gets a massive rash of I guess extreme eczema on her hands with the combination of water and dish soap. Is this a divorceable condition ?
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why won't she wear gloves?
 
Joeboo

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Iannis_sl said:
The trick to cleaning the shower is to not let soapscum build up in the first place.

All it takes is to wipe it down with the towel after you've sawed your asscrack with it. If you don't do that every time it can become a real chore.
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You sound like one of those people that uses a clean towel for every shower. I'm a "swap the towel once a week" person.
 
Joeboo

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Do you really need to if you've done a proper job in the shower?
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Exactly. The only issue you should be running into with a used towel is making sure that it dries properly & quickly to reduce mildew buildup, make sure its not wadded up or folded over itself so it can dry properly after each use, and it still stays smelling fresh for about a week or so(assuming you shower daily).
 
Alex

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Julian The Apostate

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Fresh towels after every shower? Fuck that noise. Only time I use a second towel during the week is if I forget to bring my towel into the bathroom with me and I get a new one instead of doing the naked, dripping walk of shame to my bedroom to get the old one.
 
iannis

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They should really do everything rather than so much... if she's wearing the giant yellow industrial ones.

Are you sure she doesn't have a latex allergy? Put on a condom and stick it in her pooper.

For science.
 
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