Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks_sl said:
My cousin is also dating an ex-stripper and my other uncle hits on her constantly at family events
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One of my friends was fascinated with strippers; I never saw the appeal. I like titties as much as the next bro, but once the titties have been shaken in my face and I hand over a single or two, I'm done with that. Anyone who thinks about it for a second understands it's a stripper's job to be nice, hang out and collect some money from you. Then go on to the next guy and do the same, over and over. What's the appeal past an up-close look at nice titties? Unless you have unlimited $$$ and are buying beejs in the champagne room. More power to you if that's the case.

This friend insisted on trying to go on actual dates with strippers. Lo and behold, the couple of times he succeeded they were single mothers in shitty situations looking for a dude to help out, and had absolutely nothing in common with an engineer. At least he didn't marry one or get one pregnant.
 
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I think the appeal is you are dating and spending time with someone who generally charges for her time. So its kind of an alpha dog type deal where these guys pay to talk to your chick and get her titties in your face and you get it for free. But like you said you'll quickly realize that most strippers are not the cream of the crop. They're just willing to put on 5 pounds of makeup and take their clothes off.
 
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I knew a few stripers in my 20s and both had massive cocaine addictions. This was of course in the 90s before meth hit the markets. My budy used to date one, fucking nightmare, even got him hoooked ont he stuff. Most that I met had serious issues. And even though my penis was telling me, "fuck bro, lets go!!" I knew better.
 
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Yeah although we don't have any concrete proof its fairly well regarded in my family that the stripper got my cousin on heroine. But IDK I don't really know her well enough to say anything.
 
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Strippers disgust me. Can't help it, just do not want to be touched by a stripper... at all.
 
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Khane_sl said:
Strippers disgust me. Can't help it, just do not want to be touched by a stripper... at all.
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Yeah to tell you the truth, people were taking me to strip clubs at work when we worked the night shift in my 20s, it was either that or we would go to a fishnet dive bar with shitty looking chicks middle age with saggy tits (but burgers were awesome). But I never saw what people saw in strip clubs. All i saw was chicks, sometimes OK looking, but often times not, and pathetic men drooling all over them. Trust me Im no super stud or anything, so its not like I was rolling in chicks, but I just never saw what others saw in strip clubs. Someone would mention strip club before lunch and you would just see peoples eyes light up. Im with you the whole thing is just gross to me. Some dudes used to drop hundreds int here, I was like WTF? PATHETIC.
 
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Strip clubs are definitely a place to go with your buddies to drink and holler at girls and just generally be a douche, or they're a place to go if you're really lonely and haven't touched a boob in 18 months and you have a few bucks to blow.

And if you're there the difference in the two categories are pretty obvious...
 
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Khane_sl said:
Strippers disgust me. Can't help it, just do not want to be touched by a stripper... at all.
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I mean, I kind of get it if you're referring to some Oklahoma skank stripper with tats and a fresh C-section scar, but some of the nicer strip clubs employ some seriously fresh looking hotties. Mind you, it varies from country to country-- strip clubs in Montreal are top notch and don't have the seedy feel that most American strip clubs have.. Hell, the biggest one (Super Sex) is right next door to a GAP lol..
 
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He may not be referred to actual disgust by their physical appearance. The concept of a stripper rubbing up on him for money may be what he finds off putting. It isn't something I necessarily disagree with, either. We've had the strip club derail here quite a few times and I know I'm not the only one in the "Never been to one, never want to go to one" camp.
 
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Tenks_sl said:
He may not be referred to actual disgust by their physical appearance. The concept of a stripper rubbing up on him for money may be what he finds off putting. It isn't something I necessarily disagree with, either. We've had the strip club derail here quite a few times and I know I'm not the only one in the "Never been to one, never want to go to one" camp.
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I know what you mean, but when you go it can just be drinks and have a good time with friends and ogle some ladies too. There doesn't have to be any rubbing or touching. It's really not nearly as big of a deal as it seems if you've never been.
 
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Cad_sl said:
I know what you mean, but when you go it can just be drinks and have a good time with friends and ogle some ladies too. There doesn't have to be any rubbing or touching. It's really not nearly as big of a deal as it seems if you've never been.
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I'm aware its just not something that ever interested me. Luckily it was never an interest of anyone I hung out with, either. Except the one weird guy we didn't really hang out with that went what seemed every Friday and Saturday and was constantly inviting us.
 
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My wife has been to a strip club in Germany with me because the other bars closed down early that night but it was open and we were with a large group. It was just background that none of use payed attention to.

Not my thing at all though.
 
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Cad_sl said:
Strip clubs are definitely a place to go with your buddies to drink and holler at girls and just generally be a douche, or they're a place to go if you're really lonely and haven't touched a boob in 18 months and you have a few bucks to blow.
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They are also a good place to go with your wife / gf / the chick from work who's boobs you wanna see.

Cad_sl said:
I know what you mean, but when you go it can just be drinks and have a good time with friends and ogle some ladies too. There doesn't have to be any rubbing or touching. It's really not nearly as big of a deal as it seems if you've never been.
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Went with a coupla buddies once just to get drinks and oogle boobs. This was one of the clubs with good lookin girls but those 2 fags spent the entire night arguing about the 4th dimension or something. At the end of the night they had a fistful of napkins with charts and calculations all over them.
 
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I've never really minded the titty bar. But I've never gone to one alone. That seems kinda like a bad idea and sad to boot. Not like I've spent a lot of time in them either, but I mean whatever. It's just titties.

More fun than some dumb ass sports bar with 10 tv's all set to espn. All things being equal, I think I'd prefer the titty bar.
 
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Everytime I've gone to a strip club it's been a night out with the boys and I've had fun.

I don't go there to get laid though, so maybe that's the difference.
 
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