Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Frenzied Wombat
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So I take it your aversion to strippers occurred after college then?
And yeah, Ste-Catherine street was gold. In college I lived one block south of St-catherines and you literally had everything at your fingertips. Restaurants, shopping, bars, strip clubs, museums, school-- it was awesome. What was really funny (sad?) were the American students that lived in dorms downtown. Being 18 and not used to a deluge of alcohol, strippers, and nightclubs right at your fingertips sooo many US students would flunk out in the 1st year of undergrad.
Khane
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No, it happened in college. And I don't have an aversion to strippers or strip clubs. I have an aversion to strippers touching me. I think there's a distinct difference there, and one you probably understand because we both know what I'm talking about.
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Yay the token chick!
Been thinking on it khane, and my thought would be that maybe you're not rubbing her spot the right way. Not intended as a dig as you, but girls are just different and something as simple as changing your angle of attack might make all the difference. Maybe watching her while she dildoes herself would offer some insight. Film and post it here if you need to.
Try different things, like different rhythms too. Without seeing how she straps in for the boner coaster we can't offer any specific suggestions about why she's falling out, but there are ways to pin her to you. I've even seen some sex straps that might do the trick.
You said she takes orders well, order her to do the work even when she's on bottom. Make her back up into it.
One more thought, are you sure it's not the sheets? Once time we tried some fancy sheets and I started slipping all over the place during sex. Don't know what they were, maybe satin?
Been thinking on it khane, and my thought would be that maybe you're not rubbing her spot the right way. Not intended as a dig as you, but girls are just different and something as simple as changing your angle of attack might make all the difference. Maybe watching her while she dildoes herself would offer some insight. Film and post it here if you need to.
Try different things, like different rhythms too. Without seeing how she straps in for the boner coaster we can't offer any specific suggestions about why she's falling out, but there are ways to pin her to you. I've even seen some sex straps that might do the trick.
You said she takes orders well, order her to do the work even when she's on bottom. Make her back up into it.
One more thought, are you sure it's not the sheets? Once time we tried some fancy sheets and I started slipping all over the place during sex. Don't know what they were, maybe satin?
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Interesting. I wonder what the talent is like in the parlours. In Alberta it's decidedly awful. I don't have much interest in getting a handy from a 60 year old Chinese woman who looks like Yoda.
Khane
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This is a perfectly reasonable response except I know I was rubbing her the right way because the more into it she got the harder it was to keep her close to me. I haven't dealt with something like this since my early 20s where women just weren't used to their own bodies.
As arrogant as it sounds I think it has a lot more to do with me turning her on than turning her off. The whole "How and why are you single" conversation we had after the fact might be deluding me though.
EDIT: The sheets reference is funny because I know what you're talking about but I'm not a Middle Eastern oil baron. I don't have 3 thousand thread count silk sheets on my bed so yea, it's definitely not the sheets.
Frenzied Wombat
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Montreal strippers are probably the hottest I've seen worldwide with the exception of the shitty stripclubs out in the poor 'burbs. But if you're a strip club downtown, you can't survive the competition if you hire skanks. It's a cultural thing really, the French don't look down on stripping nearly as much as the English do, therefore you get a lot more "normal" chicks working as strippers. I knew girls that stripped in college in my classes and they didn't even bother hiding it.
Frenzied Wombat
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Ah yes, the immortal "how and why are you single" comment during the honeymoon phase. Flash forward three months and you're hoping she gets hit by a gas truck.
Khane
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The strippers in Montreal were so goddamn hot. Try going to strip clubs in your normal American towns after going to St. Catherine's street. There's only two places I can think of that compete with it. Texas because the old rich men want it and that's just kind of a thing down there and the highest of high end places in NYC or LA.
I guess that's three places but you get the idea!
I guess that's three places but you get the idea!
Khane
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I know... but I can't help but hope their sincere. A lot of shit makes me roll my eyes but I still hold out hope that I'm a sex god.
Frenzied Wombat
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Exactly right, and that's why I don't go to strip clubs since moving to the States. To be fair, and like you pointed out, there's a few Texas strip clubs that can compete (The Lodge in Dallas) but the price discrepancy is outrageous. In Montreal you can get bottle service and your own booth at a top notch place for $200, and a "full contact" private dance is $10. At The Lodge you'll be spending at least a grand for the same experience.
EDIT: So what's your master plan for the little lady tonight?
Khane
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I'm not seeing the "little lady" again until Thursday. And my plan is to take complete control of the situation and see how she reacts. She's very talkative and seems open to honesty so that's how it's going to go. And if that turns her off then it wasn't meant to be.
Frenzied Wombat
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Damn, 1st time sleeping together and you go straight for the butt? You don't waste any time do you?
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