Haast
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Apparently this is a thing. I feel sorry that I Googled that acronym.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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I can only guess that he is talking a more private setting or something that isn't a performance but casual hanging out with women in the nude.
opiate82
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Strip clubs in Portland were cool. Basically just a bar that happens to have naked chicks dancing on stage. You could seek out a lap dance but you didn't have strippers working the floor so-to-speak, at least at the ones I've been too. Drinks were the same price as any other bar in town. I'd totally take my wife/couple-friends there and generally had a great time at the strip clubs in Portland.
Vegas strip clubs have been like walking onto a used car lot. Accosted the second I walk through the door and relentlessly pursued to purchase lap-dances, back room "extras" etc. There was never a moment where some chick wasn't putting on high pressure sales tactics and the drinks were like twice as much as even high end Vegas bar prices. I have no desire to ever step foot in a Vegas strip club again.
Oh, and Portland talent matches Vegas talent imo.
I also went to a Canadian strip club once, atmosphere seemed alright but the group I was with made it creepy. Like 6 dudes who all just nursed one beer and stared w/o hardly talking the entire time.
Vegas strip clubs have been like walking onto a used car lot. Accosted the second I walk through the door and relentlessly pursued to purchase lap-dances, back room "extras" etc. There was never a moment where some chick wasn't putting on high pressure sales tactics and the drinks were like twice as much as even high end Vegas bar prices. I have no desire to ever step foot in a Vegas strip club again.
Oh, and Portland talent matches Vegas talent imo.
I also went to a Canadian strip club once, atmosphere seemed alright but the group I was with made it creepy. Like 6 dudes who all just nursed one beer and stared w/o hardly talking the entire time.
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You "can't" touch at most strip clubs either. whatever sounds fun anyway. now i will google it and probably be horrified. I have a feeling it's going to be 60 YO women.
I went to strip clubs solo a lot. It was like therapy for me and helped me get over my fear of women. I think I had a little more fun when alone unless we brought a girl with us. Female customers can get away with anything at a strip club.
Edit: and I agree with opiate about vegas strip clubs. Worst clubs I ever went to, and that includes the random clubs with shitty AC where jabba the hutt was dancing completely nude.
I went to strip clubs solo a lot. It was like therapy for me and helped me get over my fear of women. I think I had a little more fun when alone unless we brought a girl with us. Female customers can get away with anything at a strip club.
Edit: and I agree with opiate about vegas strip clubs. Worst clubs I ever went to, and that includes the random clubs with shitty AC where jabba the hutt was dancing completely nude.
Khane
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Alright Rerolled I have a story for you to weigh in on.
I've been dating someone two of my best friends set me up with. It was the typical "you two would be perfect for each other" romantic comedy garbage. We have very similar personalities, enjoy the same type of humor, like to drink and have a good time and are both exceedinly sarcastic. We even drive the same exact car, right down to the color. We get along really, really great. And then there's the sex.
She's terrible in bed. She's a great kisser, loves to talk dirty, gives unbelievable head and seems very open to suggestion but then when we get into it instinct kicks in and she's just awful. The type of woman who gets overly tense when I'm trying to get after it, doesn't stay put and moves away with every thrust, makes weird movements with her body that hurt and basically acts like sex shouldn't be something she enjoys (with her body, not her demeanor if that makes sense). That's just when I'm doing the work. When she's on top she's like a fish out of water. She just flops around as fast as she can and I can't even feel anything because she's moving everything except what she should be moving.
It's like playing Marco Polo with your eyes open.
I've been dating someone two of my best friends set me up with. It was the typical "you two would be perfect for each other" romantic comedy garbage. We have very similar personalities, enjoy the same type of humor, like to drink and have a good time and are both exceedinly sarcastic. We even drive the same exact car, right down to the color. We get along really, really great. And then there's the sex.
She's terrible in bed. She's a great kisser, loves to talk dirty, gives unbelievable head and seems very open to suggestion but then when we get into it instinct kicks in and she's just awful. The type of woman who gets overly tense when I'm trying to get after it, doesn't stay put and moves away with every thrust, makes weird movements with her body that hurt and basically acts like sex shouldn't be something she enjoys (with her body, not her demeanor if that makes sense). That's just when I'm doing the work. When she's on top she's like a fish out of water. She just flops around as fast as she can and I can't even feel anything because she's moving everything except what she should be moving.
It's like playing Marco Polo with your eyes open.
Frenzied Wombat
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Hmm, do you see any improvement over time? Do you get the impression it's "new relationship shyness" or just that she simply doesn't know what she's doing? I get the impression it's the latter, in which case you can try schooling her or asking straight up what the problem is.. If everything else is great it's worth the effort for some training sessions to see if she can improve. Or you can just flip her over and go doggie and not worry about it.
Khane
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It's definitely not shyness. Can't flip her over and go doggie because it's the same thing, she just constantly moves away. That was one of the first things I tried.
It's like playing Nintendo. You give it a little foreplay, talk a little dirty, get it in the mood, finally it's ready to let you play a little Dr. Mario so you sit down on your couch to enjoy it and right after you hit start it freezes up and you have to hit the reset button.
It's like playing Nintendo. You give it a little foreplay, talk a little dirty, get it in the mood, finally it's ready to let you play a little Dr. Mario so you sit down on your couch to enjoy it and right after you hit start it freezes up and you have to hit the reset button.
Soygen
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I'm with FW. You may just have to school her or go full caveman and just hold her ass in place until she gets the gist.
Frenzied Wombat
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Lol what's with the "moving away" shit? Have you asked her what's up with that? If a chick pulled away from me in bed the first thing out of my mouth would be "what's wrong?".
EDIT: Go ProneBone next time. See her escape that one.
Eomer
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Where? Just like in the US, they vary widely from province to province. Different liquor boards/rules from one to the next, etc. Alberta tends to have the worst. But, I'm also pretty sure it's the only one where some clubs let the girls stick keychains and whatever else to their nips or cooter, and you throw loonies at them to knock them off and win them. It's terrible and awesome at the same time.
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And yeah, everything I've heard makes Montreal sound like the Shangri-La of strippers.
opiate82
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Would have been in BC just across the border somewhere. Don't remember the details, I was 19.
I do remember that it was right next to a nightclub so one of the highly entertaining things was you'd see guys wander in obviously from next door based on how they were dressed, and like 30 minutes later their very pissed off girlfriends would come in to drag them back to the nightclub.
I do remember that it was right next to a nightclub so one of the highly entertaining things was you'd see guys wander in obviously from next door based on how they were dressed, and like 30 minutes later their very pissed off girlfriends would come in to drag them back to the nightclub.
Frenzied Wombat
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It's gotten even better over the last few years. With the Quebec economy spiraling further down the shitter, a greater focus is being made on tourism. A few years ago they legalized "XXX Massage Parlors" and you can't walk a single block downtown anymore without spotting one.
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Can you just tell her she's doing it? If she's not aware, maybe being made aware will help. If she keeps doing it, grab her hips while you're behind her and give her a playful "come back baby" kind of reminder? Or can always do the place her body and use the "I like it when you're right here" type thing.