Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lindz

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Onoes_sl said:
And it's done. Judge was awesome. We got everything we asked for. Joint everything, I keep the house. My wife went, even though she wasn't asked to, and the judge called her up to chat a little too. The judge ended by saying how if every divorce was like this, she would be out of a job. She asked if we wanted to stay and watch her afternoon cases if we wanted to see what she is usually dealing with.

My wife also asked if instead of me paying child support, if we could have no mandated child support, and we could work it out between us. She wants to try to go back to school, and is worried that having to claim child support may disqualify her for loans and such, so she would be happier if I just payed an equal amount to daycare or something to make up for it, and then she doesn't have to claim that as income. Which again, I'm sure half of you are going "You can fuck her now, don't pay anything!" while the other half are going "She is going to want way more now and try to rape you on it!" but I'm really happy about it. We hung out and ate after the thing, cried a little, hugged and said bye. I'm going to just document any money I pay in lieu of child support, so that if someday it ever does get ugly and mean I have something, but again, I don't see it happening.

So anyway, off to California!
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Congrats Onoes. Happy for you that it went so well.
 
Hoss

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Onoes_sl said:
so she would be happier if I just payed an equal amount to daycare or something to make up for it, and then she doesn't have to claim that as income.
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Make the accounting easy, open up another checking account and pay everything child related out of that.

Did you get one more farewell fuck out of her? Just to show the only hard feelings were in your pants?

Eyashusa_sl said:
You guys had an amicable breakup and an easy as shit divorce... I'll infract anyone who says to fuck her over and not pay her anything.

oh also you made it out easy with that crazy rebound bitch, so... congratulations and enjoy your life!
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Yeah i know, I fucking hate that ohnoes guy too, and I've never even been divorced.
 
Cad

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Onoes_sl said:
And it's done. Judge was awesome. We got everything we asked for. Joint everything, I keep the house. My wife went, even though she wasn't asked to, and the judge called her up to chat a little too. The judge ended by saying how if every divorce was like this, she would be out of a job. She asked if we wanted to stay and watch her afternoon cases if we wanted to see what she is usually dealing with.

My wife also asked if instead of me paying child support, if we could have no mandated child support, and we could work it out between us. She wants to try to go back to school, and is worried that having to claim child support may disqualify her for loans and such, so she would be happier if I just payed an equal amount to daycare or something to make up for it, and then she doesn't have to claim that as income. Which again, I'm sure half of you are going "You can fuck her now, don't pay anything!" while the other half are going "She is going to want way more now and try to rape you on it!" but I'm really happy about it. We hung out and ate after the thing, cried a little, hugged and said bye. I'm going to just document any money I pay in lieu of child support, so that if someday it ever does get ugly and mean I have something, but again, I don't see it happening.

So anyway, off to California!
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You generally don't report child support as income anyway, but whatever.
 
Joeboo

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I'd put the over/under at 14 months. Give each of them a good year to soil their wild oats, but then realize they haven't found anyone even remotely worthy of settling down with, and all of a sudden the ex doesn't look so bad. A year is also a good amount of time for the full effect of the rose tinted glasses and fond memories to kick in, with the bad memories being long gone and mostly forgotten about.

I'm calling May 2015 Wedding
 
Jx3

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Grats Onoes. You a lucky mo'fo. Heres hoping you pull 19 year old pussy with the Jurassic park truck.
 
Noodleface

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It's cool because lindz never responds to it, so you're not sure if she hates it or is secretly pleasuring herself to the thought
 
Kirun

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joeboo_sl said:
I'd put the over/under at 14 months. Give each of them a good year to soil their wild oats, but then realize they haven't found anyone even remotely worthy of settling down with, and all of a sudden the ex doesn't look so bad. A year is also a good amount of time for the full effect of the rose tinted glasses and fond memories to kick in, with the bad memories being long gone and mostly forgotten about.

I'm calling May 2015 Wedding
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How old is the wife? I forget, wasn't she 28ish? I'd say once she's just north of 30, realizes she's hit the wall and taken every dick in Arizona, she'll want the "stability" she used to have. At which point, Onoes being who he is, will promptly buy into her bullshit and take her back. I give it 18-24 months.

Noodleface_sl said:
It's cool because lindz never responds to it, so you're not sure if she hates it or is secretly pleasuring herself to the thought
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Of course she loves it. Why do you think she keeps posting selfies for you nerds to grovel over? Women love attention.
 
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Damn, good on you Onoes. Hopefully things can stay civil between the two of you. Having parents who are both multiple times divorced, it can very easily devolve into a fucking headache for all parties involved.
 
Lejina

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Jx3_sl said:
Grats Onoes. You a lucky mo'fo. Heres hoping you pull 19 year old pussy with the Jurassic park truck.
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19 years old don't know about Jurassic Park

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