Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lindz

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This was last spring. I didn't end up cutting it until a month ago so its mid back now, but it was pretty damn long before that. It was also colored darker than normal.

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Hmm, think I've posted that pic somewhere before.
 

Crone

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I'd love it if my wife had longer hair, but I also wouldn't like longer hair, if she didn't take care of it.. as in blow drying, brushing, color, curl, etc. I know she won't do all that shit, as she doesn't even wear makeup, so whatever. I just let her keep it semi short.

My only rule that she sticks with is that she has to be able to put it into a pony tail.

Dat pony tail be hot yo.
 

BoldW

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Am I the only one that finds long hair to be annoying at times? Mainly, in bed or on the couch? It's all over the place, I end up breathing it, or lay down on it pinning the poor girl's head down.
 
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You get used to it if its something that you have to deal with it for a long time. My ex had hair down to her waist for most of our relationship (almost ten years), and after I got used to things the stuff you describe was never an issue. It sure was at the start though.
 

Big Phoenix

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Am I the only one that finds long hair to be annoying at times? Mainly, in bed or on the couch? It's all over the place, I end up breathing it, or lay down on it pinning the poor girl's head down.
This. Nothing worse than fooling around when you have stubble and that hair sticks all over your face. I find short hair fairly attractive, but maybe because so few women actually have theirs cut like that.
 

Crone

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Because they want to be raped by Chris Hemsworth, not a Danny DeVito look alike.
Lol! I'd go for a Danny Devito look alike at this point... Mother in law living with us, and wife 12 weeks pregnant and hence sick all the time. The idea of anything intimate flew out the window a while ago.
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Noodleface

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Mother-in-law moving in with us is in my top 2 suicide list. Other is my mother moving in.

I don't think I could do it.
 

Crone

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She leaves first part of April, after being here since January. After moving to San Antonio, she might move in with us there. I have no idea. Ugh.
 

Profundis

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My mother in law was safely 2000 miles away having her own life in Boston. Then her husband gets laid off, so she fucking decides to move back to Houston and get an apartment about five minutes away. It's almost like she moved in. It's so awful.
 

Crone

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Mother in law raised 8 kids, and played house wife for 30 years. She's completely in-capable of doing anything on her own, and.... well F it. There could be a whole thread on MIL's....

Can't wait to be free!!
 

Onoes

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11 hours 30 minutes to Divorce. I'm ready for this, but wow, the nerves and stress are really kicking in right now. As soon as the thing ends I'm headed to San Diego to visit a friend. He's the lead singer of a band, and has a show tomorrow night and Sat night, so I'm really looking forward to being out and with people. Anyway, wish me luck!
 

Soygen

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Am I the only one that finds long hair to be annoying at times? Mainly, in bed or on the couch? It's all over the place, I end up breathing it, or lay down on it pinning the poor girl's head down.
I love long hair, but my girlfriend has really thick black hair on her head. She's Asian. My house is almost entirely white tile. That shit is everywhere. I vacuum and it's all back within a day! I'm going to install one of those hairnet bins at my front door and have her put one on when she stays at my place.
 

Soygen

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Guess I can scratch "Kill her" off my list of solutions to this problem.
 

Noodleface

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11 hours 30 minutes to Divorce. I'm ready for this, but wow, the nerves and stress are really kicking in right now. As soon as the thing ends I'm headed to San Diego to visit a friend. He's the lead singer of a band, and has a show tomorrow night and Sat night, so I'm really looking forward to being out and with people. Anyway, wish me luck!
11hrs31min until Onoes is married with a kid on the way