Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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We don't really know the extent of it.

Here's a short summary of how fucked up she is..

She was a raging alcoholic. It went from funny ("haha mom fell down") to unfunny - walking in the street hammered, having seizures, multiple suicide attempts. It was during these suicide attempts we found out she was also abusing drugs. The stuff we found was some obscure shit - Floricet, some headache drug, some pain meds, weird stuff we never heard of. It was hidden all over the house, in her closet, in shoes, behind the toilet, etc. We even found a jug of wine hidden behind some clothes. It was serious shit.

She was doctor shopping for meds too, as we found a ton of the same prescription from multiple doctors. When that ran out she was buying meds online from Canada or Mexico, I can't remember which. She racked up over $20,000 hidden credit card debt doing this. She was spending $500-1000/week on these meds. They would get shipped to a local fedex facility and she would secretly pick them up so no one knew. When she got caught she attempted suicide again.

I was the one that caught her when I had to fix her computer for something. I was looking at her history because something was wrong with her internet and noticed her going to fedex.com like 10 times a day. She had auto-login on and I saw all the stuff being shipped to her so I brought it up to my stepdad.

She's better now I think, but there are many times where I think she's still loaded on drugs.

Sorry that was really long. You were probably expecting weed or heroin.
 

LachiusTZ

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Lol yeah.

Cad, no offense, but fuk I hate paying lawyers. I mean it kills me on the inside type of hate.

Looks like I get to saddle up for child support for a long ass time and deal with her being passive aggressive etc. Oh the joys.

Also, Cad respond in the Pen thread. Figure you have a decent one and want to know where to look etc.
 

Cad

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Pen thread? I don't buy pens and don't use expensive pens.
 

TomServo

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Lol yeah.

Cad, no offense, but fuk I hate paying lawyers. I mean it kills me on the inside type of hate.

Looks like I get to saddle up for child support for a long ass time and deal with her being passive aggressive etc. Oh the joys.

Also, Cad respond in the Pen thread. Figure you have a decent one and want to know where to look etc.

Cad given the best advice you can get. My wife is involved in a Copyright dispute with a person who used to work for her, and after 10k in she said we said. We arrived at the bitch wanting to settle when she found out it was gonna be in the 10s of thousands to settle this in federal court. lol
 

Frenzied Wombat

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30 secrets every woman keeps from her man

#6: Creepy and crazy
#13: Fucking yup. I've probably spent years of my life showing up on time and.. waiting.
#14: I made her cry?
#20: Yeah I know, fuck off with your shit tests.
#25: This fucking makes me rage and is utterly counterproductive. I've probably unwittingly ended relationships because of this because picking fights for no apparent reason is one of my "she's crazy" red flags. How about you try, "hey, pay attention to me" or "hey, let's go do X" instead. Christ.
#26: Entitlement feminism at its best
#28: Tacky and no integrity
#30: I'm confused. "Take without asking". Isn't that considered rape today?

Half these points/habits indicate either a severe lack of integrity of just craziness.
 

Koushirou

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30 secrets every woman keeps from her man

#6: Creepy and crazy
#13: Fucking yup. I've probably spent years of my life showing up on time and.. waiting.
#14: I made her cry?
#20: Yeah I know, fuck off with your shit tests.
#25: This fucking makes me rage and is utterly counterproductive. I've probably unwittingly ended relationships because of this because picking fights for no apparent reason is one of my "she's crazy" red flags. How about you try, "hey, pay attention to me" or "hey, let's go do X" instead. Christ.
#26: Entitlement feminism at its best
#28: Tacky and no integrity
#30: I'm confused. "Take without asking". Isn't that considered rape today?

Half these points/habits indicate either a severe lack of integrity of just craziness.

Don't tell me you've actually attributed any sort of legitimacy to this stupid, clickbait shit.
Seriously, what the fuck?
18. SHE MIGHT WEAR GRANNY UNDERWEAR AND PURPOSELY NOT SHAVE HER LEGS BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU
As crazy as it sounds, the more she likes you, the less likely she is to sleep with you on an early date, because she doesn’t want to sabotage having a "proper" relationship with you.
So she just might purposely hunt out the ugliest underwear in her drawer and not shave her legs—all to prevent herself from getting naked with you too soon.
Sometimes she might get a little tipsy or carried away, and this plan will backfire.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Don't tell me you've actually attributed any sort of legitimacy to this stupid, clickbait shit.
Seriously, what the fuck?

Why not, I've encountered most of these, even the one you cited. "Sorry, I want you but I was in a rush today and didn't shave my legs". Heard that line at least twice before as an out not to have sex on the 2nd or 3rd date.
 

Soygen

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You need to up the quality of hoes you hang with.
 
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Koushirou

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Then ditch those dumb cunts. Of course some women are going have idiot ticks like what they list, but you're going to be fucking miserable and completely unable to ever trust any chick you ever meet if you're assuming all that bullshit about them. Also, people need to stop enabling bitches that do shit like that by dating them, fucking them, etc.
 
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Fifey

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Websites that make me click a page for every number on the list should be banned.
 
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Noodleface

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My wife has tried that shaved leg thing because she's embarrassed and it's like listen babe, my dick don't give one solid fuck about your legs
 
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Hoss

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My wife has tried that shaved leg thing because she's embarrassed and it's like listen babe, my dick don't give one solid fuck about your legs

hah same here. I've had girls I was dating pull that too and gave basically the same response. They were like, "No you don't understand it's really bad". Which would lead to "well, let me see how bad it is". You can probably guess know how that always ended up. Razor-burn around my neck, ears and hips.
 

Deathwing

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Not shaving your legs is only a problem if the guy notices before you point out it to him. In which case, she probably needs to shave her arms and mustache too, so...


Frenzied fucks porn stars, you guys need to get on his level instead of trying to pull him down.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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So, without clicking on some made up list of bullshit, wtf is a widow who is considering considering the possibility of dating going to have to worry about now? Do people actually believe made up lists of "she/he" crap?

As an aside, I volunteered at a community picnic/festival on Sat and Sun and was both hit on and overtly propositioned several times, by a variety of men - in the broad daylight even.
Who knew a 51 year-old woman who does not see "physically attractive" in herself could garner that type of attention? I seriously had no idea. Good for the ego, a bit frightening though too...O.K.- it scares the hell out of me. I am not ready by any stretch, I still haven't touched any of G's stuff. It remains right where he left it; just can't do it. We are 8 months to the day separated. :(