It is mine and she still has not. I don't feel it counts when during our foreplay I will have her help.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Yea you're really wrong, but that's nothing new. Keep pretending selling drugs or posting pics of your friends wives on the internet makes you more of an authority on marriage. You weak, pathetic fool
Noodleface
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Yeah I want to take advice from that guy that posted this ...
You just don't get it. You might be the #1 expert on everything in your circle of friends you hang out with and the "go to" guy for all relationship advice but we don't have to agree with it. Sorry that you get so enraged that we don't have to automatically implement all your ideas instantly.
Did I say selling drugs or posting pictures made me a better authority on marriage? I don't remember saying that. Can you point that out. It might though, if it effected my marriage or was in some way related to the topic at hand. I guess it is tenuously since it's her friend but hey single people like you have friends with dirty pictures so it looks like we are both equally represented on that topic. Except you haven't posted pictures and I have .... makes me more of an expert about that topic. You see how that works? When you experience something you have more of an insight as to what is involved. You might have taken the wrong thing away from the experience but at least you can speak from experiencing it.
If you have not experienced marriage because of your fear of commitment then you can't understand how certain decisions put something much bigger at stake than who is going to wet your dick this weekend. Think of it like playing on a single death PVP server versus playing on PVE. You are on the PVE server and we are playing for keeps.
Show that happening because I have not done so. I told my wife's friend and she shrugged it off with "I knew what I was doing when I had you fix my laptop, my face was blurred right?".
So yeah, nothing betrayed.
So don't believe me. Now what?
I am lying. Now what?
The pictures weren't of anyone I actually knew. Now what?
I am not even married. Now what?
I cheated on my wife with her. Now what?
I cheated on my wife with her husband. Now what?
That was actually my wife. Now what?
Those were actually pictures of me. Now what?
At some point you have to take what is said on the internet and filter out what is useful and use it the way you best see fit. This topic right here you are hoping is going to prove something is a non starter. It doesn't even matter one iota to anyone except you to use it to try and discredit me in some way. It only proves my point though. As a single person you don't have any consequences for an action like selling drugs, cheating with someone you met on a forum, posting pictures of her best friend, or anything else. You break up and you find a new partner. There is no permanence. You probably have even done or said some really stupid shit to a woman you are tired of just to spark that fight so you can break it off.
Having a relationship that I have invested time into and giving it a label of permanence puts me into a different situation than you. Therefore if I, or others in my life situation, have questions and I have experienced it then my opinion might weigh heavier with them than yours might. Maybe they need the perspective of a single guy to hear what not to do or to sift through the haze of marriage and do what you might suggest. Your existence isn't invalidated by the fact that a married person's opinion might automatically be worth more in this thread. It's just different is all and you should be old enough and experienced enough to not let it get to you so much. For some reason your entire persona is wrapped around being this relationships expert.
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Falstaff
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I find the hands-off approach works best in most situations where I'm required to do anything.Soygen When your (bastard)kid is born, will you parent in the same way you modded? Minimal presence only to show up once in a while with a one-line shitpost? If so, I see great things in your kid's future.
Funny thing about the bastard thing. When we told her parents(who are Filipino Catholics - they love them some Pope), her mom's first reaction was a really worried look on her face and she says, "You're going to get married first, right?!" Eh, no.
Nester
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We don't call each other gigantic piece of shit in the grown up section, if you where married you would know this.
Have you found something wrong with that new girl yet?
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I hope you enjoy the abduction/shotgun marriage you have in your future. Should be a fun reception.
Nester
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Mine has claimed that she has only done it twice, id call her a liar but whats the point.
I asked her if we should buy a PSVR for next week, she asked me if they had Virtual Hookers yet? I said I would find out and get back to her, not sure which answer will help me get a PSVR.