Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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ZyyzYzzy

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Soygen said:
I find the hands-off approach works best in most situations where I'm required to do anything.

Funny thing about the bastard thing. When we told her parents(who are Filipino Catholics - they love them some Pope), her mom's first reaction was a really worried look on her face and she says, "You're going to get married first, right?!" Eh, no.
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Soygen's my doppelganger, both Filipino wives, except I'm not a dirty Sicilian
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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Bro if she's got a zika baby inside her you should probably just knock her out, tie her to the bed, and then burn outta town and let the hurricane take care of the rest.
 
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Khane

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Nester said:
Mine has claimed that she has only done it twice, id call her a liar but whats the point.

I asked her if we should buy a PSVR for next week, she asked me if they had Virtual Hookers yet? I said I would find out and get back to her, not sure which answer will help me get a PSVR.
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No but it's been over 3 months. I'm due.
 
Khane

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I quoted the wrong post. I have failed in so many ways.
 
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Wife and I were planning drunken nonstop sex on Friday or Saturday night and I just got told they want 24 hour coverage at work for "the hurricane". Not happy. I hope my marriage doesn't implode and I end up single.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Wife and I were planning drunken nonstop sex on Friday or Saturday night and I just got told they want 24 hour coverage at work for "the hurricane". Not happy. I hope my marriage doesn't implode and I end up single.
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Liar. You were gonna raid, unless she is willing to ride your d for 3 hours while you're in you computer chair.
 
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ZyyzYzzy said:
Liar. You were gonna raid, unless she is willing to ride your d for 3 hours while you're in you computer chair.
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Not like a raid takes forever! I was going to raid while she self lubricated, then sex all night. Then Saturday pick back up where we stopped.
 
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