Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Omi43221

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Not like a raid takes forever! I was going to raid while she self lubricated, then sex all night. Then Saturday pick back up where we stopped.
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She takes 3 hours to lube up? Holy Cow..do you guys have some kind of KY massage oil wrestling ring?
That's....totally hot.
 
Deathwing

Deathwing

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The mental rigors of fucking a_skeleton_03 take that long to process, accept, and rebury in the forgotten parts of her memory.

Then a couple minutes to apply some KY.
 
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Alex

Alex

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You can take tours of the kink.com studios here in SF and we went on a tour once. They have numerous massive fucking oil drums of lube. Water and silicone based. That must be a_skeleton_03's place.

It was a solid date. I would probably do it again. They have some weird shit there. Very impressive prop room.
 
Khane

Khane

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It's not about having fun. It's about having a story to tell your kids.
 
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a_skeleton_03

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Noodleface said:
Is having sex for 48 hours fun? Usually after finishing I need quite some time before I'm ready to go again
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I mean I say I was going to have sex for 48 hours but we all know that was going to be about 4 times split up between the two days with a lot of napping in between.
 
trex

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iannis said:
I don't think it's healthy to douche with liqour. But i'm not a doctor.

paging Izo Izo for a consult.
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The kids these days are soaking tampons in liquor and putting them up their butt/vag to get drunk. Or at least that's what I heard.
 
iannis

iannis

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Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection.

So basically, drinks AND dinner.

These kids are crafty.
 
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Cad

Cad

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trex said:
I think they do it so they can show up at football games/school dances/home not reeking of booze.
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But they have a tampon up their butt?

I'd just invest in altoids, myself
 
Izo

Izo

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trex said:
I think they do it so they can show up at football games/school dances/home not reeking of booze.
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Nah. It's the closest thing to iv alcohol - fast, s-ethanol spikes rapidly, gives a very hefty high. Seriously dangerous bc you cannot control the dose and uptake. Orally you have some uptaken through the ventricle, 30%'ish, and the rest through the intestines. It takes longer, flatter s-ethanol curve - less dangerous, more controllable.

Also, vodka = odorless? Alcoholics know this, no?
 
Noodleface

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I've had alcohol poisoning once and it was in the top 5 worst moments of my life so guess I won't be douching with alcohol
 
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