Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

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I just feel like masturbating is something you naturally explore and do and being 'sheltered' or 'conservative' don't usually play into it. At least that's how it was for me. I don't think your women are lying. They are just fucking weird as hell.
 
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Zaara

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Gonna have to go with Soy on this one. Not saying the no-fap crowd doesn't exist, but there's something incredibly fishy about a person in a sexually-active relationship saying they don't (or never) scratched the record. Something an asexual might say, sure. But you say the wife is down for marathon sex sessions yet also never takes care of herself on her own? Very weird. Also equally weird as something to lie about. It's not exactly like the tenets of chastity and self-restraint are something prized by a married man.
 

mkopec

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Gonna have to go with Soy on this one. Not saying the no-fap crowd doesn't exist, but there's something incredibly fishy about a person in a sexually-active relationship saying they don't (or never) scratched the record. Something an asexual might say, sure. But you say the wife is down for marathon sex sessions yet also never takes care of herself on her own? Very weird. Also equally weird as something to lie about. It's not exactly like the tenets of chastity and self-restraint are something prized by a married man.

My wife never masturbates and is very sexual. In fact she tells me that she even has dreams of her masturbating with dildos and shit but she never does, and also has no reason to lie.
 

Izo

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Gonna have to go with Soy on this one. Not saying the no-fap crowd doesn't exist, but there's something incredibly fishy about a person in a sexually-active relationship saying they don't (or never) scratched the record. Something an asexual might say, sure. But you say the wife is down for marathon sex sessions yet also never takes care of herself on her own? Very weird. Also equally weird as something to lie about. It's not exactly like the tenets of chastity and self-restraint are something prized by a married man.
Something is fishy, but doesn't have to be the pussy. Mebbe a_skeleton_03 is the one lying while he spanks the monkey to the thought of a marathon fuck fest?
My buddy loves to share his fantasies about chaste premariage asian women. To him this is somehow very attractive. Not really being into asians at all myself this makes me double facepalm.

Whenever a male says a female has no reason to lie I can't help but rolf. Doesn't really matter, whatever floats your boat. It's just hilarious to me as it's not really something I would consider a plus. I guess it could be mind tickling if it was a role play of sorts, playing innocent or some such. Otherwise I think it's a ridiculous thought and assumption.
 
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Soygen

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My wife never masturbates and is very sexual. In fact she tells me that she even has dreams of her masturbating with dildos and shit but she never does, and also has no reason to lie.
And you don't find that strange? She even dreams about it and still doesn't ever do it?
 
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mkopec

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And you don't find that strange? She even dreams about it and still doesn't ever do it?

I asked her about that, she says the thought does not even come up, and besides if shes horny Im always there ready for service, bro.
 

mkopec

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She said never. I was like, not even a finger here and there? And she said no. Now do I really believe that she NEVER masturbated, even as a kid just self exploratory type shit? Of course not. But its weird because if she is lying its not like she has a reason for it. She is not religious, she was never a prude, we are pretty open with each other and have and have had wild sex for 18 yrs. So its not like she has a reason to lie.
 

Izo

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She said never. I was like, not even a finger here and there? And she said no. Now do I really believe that she NEVER masturbated, even as a kid just self exploratory type shit? Of course not. But its weird because if she is lying its not like she has a reason for it. She is not religious, she was never a prude, we are pretty open with each other and have and have had wild sex for 18 yrs. So its not like she has a reason to lie.
Rolf. You not being able to think of a reason is not the same thing. This white lie pleases your ego in several conscious and subconscious ways. Makes you feel secure and in charge. Women know this and utilize it. It's like poker. If you can't spot the whale, you ARE the whale.
 

mkopec

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It could be, but I doubt it. I have a feeling that I would of caught her at least once in our 18 yrs together. She goes to sleep before me and were together every night, we sleep in the same bedroom.

I mean it could be, but I seriously doubt it. She does not play head games and does not need to.
 

Izo

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It could be, but I doubt it. I have a feeling that I would of caught her at least once in our 18 yrs together. She goes to sleep before me and were together every night, we sleep in the same bedroom.

I mean it could be, but I seriously doubt it. She does not play head games and does not need to.
Which version is more plausible? Confirmation bias. "My presence is enough for her". "I'm an alpha". "She has never had anyone like me" etc. It's all hysterical to me.
Women do it too. "He loves me". "He will never love anyone else". "I'm so much pretier than his ex". blah blah.

"Your wife may do so but MINE is a special, special snowflake who never ...."

I bet it's a comfortable fantasie, deluding oneself. Just recognize it's what you do. It's all good bro, keeps the relationship tight for you guys. Would not work for me. Different fantasies are needed.
 

mkopec

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Whatever dude. Never called my wife a snowflake. Just said she told me she does not stick anything inside of her. You dont know me nor do you know my wife. And while your wife or girlfriend might have ulterior motives, and tells you shit to make your ego inflated mine does not. She has loved plenty before me and if I go she will probably love others, its the way of life.
 

Izo

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Whatever dude. Never called my wife a snowflake. Just said she told me she does not stick anything inside of her. You dont know me nor do you know my wife. And while your wife or girlfriend might have ulterior motives, and tells you shit to make your ego inflated mine does not. She has loved plenty before me and if I go she will probably love others, its the way of life.

Oh but you do indirectly by bringing this up, and it's hilarious :) As for masturbation, it's more than sticking things inside oneself. Maybe your wife has PCOS and doesn't want to batton herself, who knows. There could be any nummer of explanations. It's how you, and others, arrive at the "I'm always there if she's horny" or some other selfserving explanation that's a study in cognitive dissonance, subconscioulsly or not. You're right, I don't know you or your wife. Nor the other way around. I'd like to think my bs radar would go off if my wife said something similar. Because here, in what may be considered the worlds 2nd most secular country in the world it's generally considered natural / mentally healthy to masturbate, orgasm. Not doing it is not a positive as such. I'm sure she on a conscious or subconscious level knows this, and thus do no not perpetuate this virgin / chaste / innocence image or whatever you'd call it. I'm also conscious and very aware that we're not blind, deaf or without olfactorial inputs - there are sensory inputs, some we interpret favorably and they make neuronal changes. On a macro scale we learn to cater to one another during a long term relationship. Or not. I completely agree with you there.

Does that make more sense?
 

Picasso3

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No, but she could. We often sleep in different beds because she's a light sleeper and i like to fuck shit up in my sleep. We have 1 king 1 queen and 1 full size now. Neither of us like the king size foam mattress too much so it'd be replaced but any room could fit a king if need be.

Don't know what else I'd get her, she wants a brick oven for pizzas but fuck that.
 
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