Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

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Build the brick oven and she'll let you hit it from the back on every third Thursday of the month.
 
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Picasso3

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Build the brick oven and she'll let you hit it from the back on every third Thursday of the month.

2 week countdown on birth control deactivation. Bjs have made a small comeback to about every other day, been keeping me sane.
 

Soygen

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I wish I could sleep in different rooms(or beds). I sleep so much better when I'm the only one in a bed.
 

Cad

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Nah I like having my wife next to me. When I travel for work alone and sleep alone I don't sleep as well. Could also just be that I'm in a hotel or whatever and not my own bed.

Now my 3 year old... he could stay in his own bed.

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Soygen

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I often sleep shitty when traveling, but I chalk it up to a different bed. Sometimes my gf sleeps at her parents house and I always sleep better in my bed when she's not there. That's not to say I get shitty sleep when she is there, but I just don't want someone up on me when I'm trying to sleep. We had a conversation very early on about it, since I didn't want it to be an issue. Separate beds ain't happening, though.
 
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Khane

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I've had the "I need room or I can't fall asleep" conversation with every woman I've ever dated.

Number of women who've respected that fact? Zero.

I'm sure they think they're really far away when they move off my chest and lay right next to me with their legs and arms all over me but as you all know.... bitches be dumb.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Yeah I prefer her in the bed to sleep.

We never let our kids into the bed ever. We just decided we aren't going to go down that path. Having twins helps in that though. I don't judge other people that do, we just decided we would not let that happen even once.
 

Deathwing

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Fuck sleeping alone. Wife pillow is best pillow. I like adebisi girls, so I guess if your pillow is boney, not so much fun. Still, added warmth and just having someone there, gotten used to that aspect.
 

Soygen

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I've had the "I need room or I can't fall asleep" conversation with every woman I've ever dated.

Number of women who've respected that fact? Zero.

Mine respects is about 70% of the time. That's a fair compromise for me.

As for "added warmth", I live in south FL. I needed added cooling.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Yeah my woman sized pillow is soft and after a short time of touching we roll to our sides and don't touch until morning.
 
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Picasso3

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I'd say workweek we usually sleep apart and weekends together.

We never actually sleep embracing though... maybe if we're cripple drunk.
 
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Cad

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I'd say workweek we usually sleep apart and weekends together.

We never actually sleep embracing though... maybe if we're cripple drunk.

Yea I have no idea how people sleep embracing. I might have a hand on her leg or she might have a leg thrown over one of mine but that sleeping spooning shit is for teenagers or something.
 
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Koushirou

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My BF and I only have a double bed and we're both overweight so space is pretty limited. Usually after some phone time in bed we'll cuddle for a little bit and then split off to sleep. Once I fall asleep, I tend to not move at all until morning and he doesn't move that much at night either, so we don't have too much problems bumping into each other. Can't speak for him, but I don't really sleep better when by myself since I just stick to the same half of the bed regardless.

As for sleep embracing, every now and then we'll fall asleep like that. On our first date, the post-bone cuddle nap was probably the best sleep I've ever had.
 

Jx3

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Been with my woman for 7 years and we sleep in separate beds. Seemed weird at first but it works for us. She'll occasionally come sleep in my bed with me but that's normally after fun time or she's feeling needy.
 

Swagdaddy

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I thrash in my sleep, and grab/squeeze things since the war

I'm 6"1 and my wife is 4"11 so we don't share a bed any more because I could likely break her jaw or something
 
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