Soygen
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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We have a fairly massive king bed and it feels like there's 4 feet between us. Yall on toddler beds?
We do have a brand new pretty nice mattress and frame (sleigh) so maybe that's part of it
We do have a brand new pretty nice mattress and frame (sleigh) so maybe that's part of it
I'm a heavy sleeper and I move around very little. My wife moves around very little. Neither of us want to cuddle when sleeping. She's been out of town for two days so I've been sleeping by myself and I didn't really notice a difference. But yeah king sized bed is the key to marriage.
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Ha! If I had a job outside the home I would totally sleep alone. I am the worlds lightest sleeper and Tyen snores. So fucking annoying. I wake up at least 3 times a night. Usually more in the 7-10 range. We had to get a king bed because I was losing my shit in the middle of the night. "Why don't you like to cuddle? You're so cold." "Because you laying on top of me snoring in my ear is not cuddling." At my inlaws in May our then one year old slept with us on a full sized bed while the little guy had a pack n play to himself. Omg I was so jelly laying there, awake, getting kicked, smelling the older ones diaper, looking at the little baby in a bed 12x the size he is.
I don't masturbate, as in it's not a habit for me. Maybe 2x a year? I can honestly say I've never used a dildo. But never masturbated at all? Omg. Surprised you guys believe that. They probably lied in the begining of the relationship and are now embarrassed they lied over it and so keep lying.
What'd I miss? Last I heard your wife wanted to have sex every night to feel better about herself and you weren't sure of any kid ideas...now your 86ing birth control?
I don't masturbate, as in it's not a habit for me. Maybe 2x a year? I can honestly say I've never used a dildo. But never masturbated at all? Omg. Surprised you guys believe that. They probably lied in the begining of the relationship and are now embarrassed they lied over it and so keep lying.
What'd I miss? Last I heard your wife wanted to have sex every night to feel better about herself and you weren't sure of any kid ideas...now your 86ing birth control?
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Noodleface
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Also. Been trying to a baby and told my wife we needed a couple days off for my dick to recover. Then she muttered "I'm ovulating" and I swear her eyes glowed red when she said it and felt my soul try to leave my body. Maybe next time...
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WTF are you doing to your dick that even a poor night's rest won't rejuvenate?
Separate or super jumbo blankets is a must. Wife spins herself into a cocoon
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Aldarion
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Its funny how different people are. Yall seriously dont curl up with your wives to sleep? You sleep over on the opposite side of the bed? Cant relate. Its not even some kind of romantic thing from my perspective, its just more comfortable to curl up together then sleep alone.
Soygen
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It's the exact opposite of comfortable for me. I'm not some weirdo who doesn't like touching, but when I want to actually go to sleep, I'm far more comfortable in my own space.
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Namon
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Right more power to you, because believe me, I love the touch of a woman, and I had always thought I'd love it, but when it actually happened, I absolutely hated it, and thankfully I have a wife who hates it even more. It's just not a natural position for me as I'm a half on my side, half on my belly sleeper. Couple that with the absolute amount of heat a human body can produce and it is just all kinds of ugh.
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Soygen
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Zaara
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I like spooning as much as the next person. But do not underestimate the annoyance that is someone snoring literally right behind/besides your head.
Soygen
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Noodleface
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I can't cuddle with my wife to sleep or instantly the temp rises until I'm sure the sun is between us
Yeah, bruh. I set my to 69 and awaaaaaaaaay we go!
Sorry for another shitpost, cad.
And in the grown up forum no less. You may be ok since cad hasn't been railing against sleep number beds for the last 6 months.
@Cad should Soygen grow up or is he ok?