Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Aldarion

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Yes, we have 3 young kids. But that is no excuse. When she was out of town for 2 weeks and I watched the kids, 30-60 min of dishes a day was enough to keep the kitchen spotless.

I totally cant relate to anyone who *wouldnt* want to be a stay at home parent. Fuck me, I'd swap places in a heartbeat. Raising kids is far more meaningful than most paying jobs, I like my kids much more than I like my coworkers, and keeping the house clean/kids fed is easy shit. Fuck that, I'd do that job in a heartbeat and count myself lucky.
 

Izo

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I'll never understand why women keep wanting to do this homemaker shit. It just seems like the most soulless depressing shit ever. Who the fuck wants the extent of their purpose for the day being fucking washing dishes and vacuuming. Yeah, it has to get done but it sure as fuck isn't going to define my day to day existence. Then their only socializing anymore is just hanging out with other dead-eyed women trying to make their lives sound interesting. I don't get it.
trex trex ?
 

Noodleface

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Yes, we have 3 young kids. But that is no excuse. When she was out of town for 2 weeks and I watched the kids, 30-60 min of dishes a day was enough to keep the kitchen spotless.

I totally cant relate to anyone who *wouldnt* want to be a stay at home parent. Fuck me, I'd swap places in a heartbeat. Raising kids is far more meaningful than most paying jobs, I like my kids much more than I like my coworkers, and keeping the house clean/kids fed is easy shit. Fuck that, I'd do that job in a heartbeat and count myself lucky.
Im not gonna defend your wife here so don't take it that way (mine is the same),but perhaps she's also doing other pointless shit. Like my wife will talk about all these things her and the kid did that day. I mean it's good for the dude to play with mom for a couple hours, read some books, had a whole bunch of snacks, etc.

I feel like when I watch him I am very methodical and let him do a bit more on his own.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I don't care if you have 12 kids. If you're home all day, you can find 30 minutes to clean.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Im not gonna defend your wife here so don't take it that way (mine is the same),but perhaps she's also doing other pointless shit. Like my wife will talk about all these things her and the kid did that day. I mean it's good for the dude to play with mom for a couple hours, read some books, had a whole bunch of snacks, etc.

I feel like when I watch him I am very methodical and let him do a bit more on his own.
Yes this. I can understand chores not getting done with 3 kids if she's busy carting tuem around and engaging them. If they are in school all day however that isna different story and there's no excuse for not doing house work
 

Haast

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I read something a while back(no clue if it's true) that something like 60% of divorce filings now mention Facebook in them.

They likely do, and it's not always vapid bullshit or bitching about the wife's FB addiction. It's because binding agreements get made about not slandering each other on social platforms, closing all mutual accounts, etc.
 

trex

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Jesus. Loosen the purse strings. 69 in the summer. 72 in the winter. No exceptions.

Noodleface Noodleface i don't understand why you say your wife stays at home when she works three night shifts a week. I hate to break it to you, but you're not a SAHM if you have a paying job outside the home. And if I worked three night shifts a week and was still expected to be the only one doing housework...well. That would not go over well.

I love having no job. Living the dream. I don't understand why so many people have kids just so someone else can raise them, my parents included.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Jesus. Loosen the purse strings. 69 in the summer. 72 in the winter. No exceptions.

Noodleface Noodleface i don't understand why you say your wife stays at home when she works three night shifts a week. I hate to break it to you, but you're not a SAHM if you have a paying job outside the home. And if I worked three night shifts a week and was still expected to be the only one doing housework...well. That would not go over well.

I love having no job. Living the dream. I don't understand why so many people have kids just so someone else can raise them, my parents included.
Screw grandparents. Every. God. Damn. Time. The daughter soends a weekend at either g parents place she is a little tyrant the next couple days
 

trex

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Aldarion Aldarion you need to tell her that cleaning is her job and what she's doing is unacceptable. If you started showing up late to your job and leaving early and calling in she would do the same to you.
 

Brikker

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I'll never understand why women keep wanting to do this homemaker shit. It just seems like the most soulless depressing shit ever. Who the fuck wants the extent of their purpose for the day being fucking washing dishes and vacuuming. Yeah, it has to get done but it sure as fuck isn't going to define my day to day existence. Then their only socializing anymore is just hanging out with other dead-eyed women trying to make their lives sound interesting. I don't get it.

Some women just want to be useless stay-at-homes like ol trex there. Good for you on wanting to be a productive, contributing member of society.

My wife wants to stay at home for the first year of each kid's life and then back to work right away. Sounds good to me.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Some women just want to be useless stay-at-homes like ol trex there. Good for you on wanting to be a productive, contributing member of society.

My wife wants to stay at home for the first year of each kid's life and then back to work right away. Sounds good to me.

Here's some mandatory reading for you or any guy whose wife displays interest in not working. She could be one of those that does go back to work, but in my experience unless they have some big wig position somewhere and/or invested a huge amount of time into their education, they typically don't.

The Real Reason Your Wife Doesn’t Want to Work
 
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trex

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Some women just want to be useless stay-at-homes like ol trex there. Good for you on wanting to be a productive, contributing member of society.

My wife wants to stay at home for the first year of each kid's life and then back to work right away. Sounds good to me.

Ha. Good luck with that. And just what sort of occupation does she have that makes this plan possible?

I'm not entirely useless. I take care of everything except making money. I'm surprised more men don't want to have 2 duties: going to work & coming home. Men doing laundry and dishes...what has the world come to.
 

Tenks

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Ha. Good luck with that. And just what sort of occupation does she have that makes this plan possible?

I'm not entirely useless. I take care of everything except making money. I'm surprised more men don't want to have 2 duties: going to work & coming home. Men doing laundry and dishes...what has the world come to.

The man also has the duty of having to stress out over money because of the leech at home
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Ha. Good luck with that. And just what sort of occupation does she have that makes this plan possible?

I'm not entirely useless. I take care of everything except making money. I'm surprised more men don't want to have 2 duties: going to work & coming home. Men doing laundry and dishes...what has the world come to.
Any career? If you aren't a retard and have a decent education finding a job is not difficult
 
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Izo

Tranny Chaser
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I love having no job. Living the dream. I don't understand why so many people have kids just so someone else can raise them, my parents included.
Show us where the caretaker touched you on the dolly. But seriously, 2 make more money than 1, and daycare is cheaper than 1 salary - unless you're an ihop waiter ofc.
Also, you'll find out when you're 40, boobs saggy, icteric from all the boozing and tyen gives flowers to the next wife prospect - and the prenup you signed says you're fucked, For real, get a j-o-b and make your own dollars.
 
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