Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Not sure how that's going to work out for Zaara considering not only does he want the cats, he's planning on acquiring dogs. Also, your sense of worth of a human seems high.
 
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I'd honestly get a divorce if my wife insisted on dogs. My mom has yappy fucking dogs and I fantasize about punting them off the balcony every time I'm over there.
 
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I'd honestly get a divorce if my wife insisted on dogs. My mom has yappy fucking dogs and I fantasize about punting them off the balcony every time I'm over there.
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I'm definitely a dog person, and would not mind having one. But. There's certain shit you have to forgo.

This family's weird about pets in general, and how attached they get to them. I get it, unconditional love and all that. I owned a cat that I rescued from the same back yard, and left him with my parents when I moved out after college. The cat is a dumb asshole. Sure, he's cute and sometimes sits on their lap and makes noises, but he also has a bad habit of pissing on the carpet, throwing up his food, and generally being a weird bastard. One of my very first freelance gigs, my entire paycheck went to vet bills to find out he's got... cat anxiety? They live in a nice home that they spent 20 years beautifying and when you walk in the door, the dining room is literally carpeted with pee-pads. Every time I talk to them they grumble about taking the cat to the shelter, and that's been going on for two years now.

He's pretty much the same way.
 
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Your wife is Asian, she's probably just suggesting a dinner option.
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She's also a clean freak so her bringing random animals home is about as likely as my house getting hit by a meteor.
 
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Where do you live that's so pet-unfriendly? Shit, in LA we have people walking dogs in the malls, in grocery stores (which I thought would be a no-no), at restaurants, etc.
 
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Massachusetts. Low-income city surrounded by rural/semi-rural suburbs. Renters around here don't like dogs/pets because white trash don't know how to train their animals or clean up after them. Also, pitbulls are a big thing.
 
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So it's getting to that point where we're (Me, mostly) looking for a new apartment/living arrangement. Shit sucks.

Right now we're paying insanely low rent for a third floor apartment. Grandfathered into it, as the landlady also owns my parents' place where they've lived for 25+ years. It hasn't been updated/fixed in years- the one thing they replaced was the carpets before we moved in. Stairway is too narrow to get full-sized appliances and furniture, so we've been stuck with a half-sized stove and whatever Ikea furniture boxes we can manage to shove up the stairs. The insulation is terrible, so it's frigid in the winter and sweltering hot in the summer. Wasn't even particularly hot this summer, but the ambient temperature in our living room would go up to 95+ degrees on days it wasn't overcast/raining.

Problem is our fucking cats. I keep finding places for rent, even across the river out in the burbs, but nobody wants pets. I don't even like the cats all that much; they were introduced into the house as kittens in a shoebox one morning when he found them outside abandoned in the back yard. They're great and all, or whatever, but our next big domestic argument is probably going to be about being forced to live where we are because of two animals. Not looking forward to it. Best part is that he's insisting we find a place that allows dogs. :/
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Hey, not sure your income but we used to live in both four winds and South winds in fall river. Four winds was roughly 1200 for a 2br and they allowed cats. South winds was 1000 for a 1br and included all free electricity and allowed most dogs.

If you need a referral there or whatever just let me know and I'll pm you my info
 
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Zaara said:
So it's getting to that point where we're (Me, mostly) looking for a new apartment/living arrangement. Shit sucks.

Right now we're paying insanely low rent for a third floor apartment. Grandfathered into it, as the landlady also owns my parents' place where they've lived for 25+ years. It hasn't been updated/fixed in years- the one thing they replaced was the carpets before we moved in. Stairway is too narrow to get full-sized appliances and furniture, so we've been stuck with a half-sized stove and whatever Ikea furniture boxes we can manage to shove up the stairs. The insulation is terrible, so it's frigid in the winter and sweltering hot in the summer. Wasn't even particularly hot this summer, but the ambient temperature in our living room would go up to 95+ degrees on days it wasn't overcast/raining.

Problem is our fucking cats. I keep finding places for rent, even across the river out in the burbs, but nobody wants pets. I don't even like the cats all that much; they were introduced into the house as kittens in a shoebox one morning when he found them outside abandoned in the back yard. They're great and all, or whatever, but our next big domestic argument is probably going to be about being forced to live where we are because of two animals. Not looking forward to it. Best part is that he's insisting we find a place that allows dogs. :/
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I was thinking in the first part "You're going to have to kill those cats and blame a hit and run, and then probably figure out something nice to do for her because she won't entirely believe you but she'll probably be quietly willing to forgive you". And then I got to the "he found them and he's looking for a place that allows dogs" part and was like "ooooooooooooh".

I guess you could still do it and be like "I don't want you touching any other pussy".

Yeah, that's a hard spot.
 
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You can't get a sheep pregnant, so just hit it bareback, man.
 
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What the fuck is a condom

Speaking of which were still trying for baby #2. you may recall my wife's miscarriage several months back. Any time she feels any pain or anything she takes a few days off 'just in case'

I can't really say anything because obviously it was extremely traumatic for here so I just roll with it. I'm about to lose my mind though.
 
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genetically speaking, it is always good to have multiple wives in case one is bad.
 
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I'm not really sure that helps.

It's probably better than running to your GP or the Emergency room anytime she has a concern. So, it could be worse. But I think she might be feeding an anxiety rather than relieving it, and if she's fucking stressed out... well, that doesn't help. Maybe you could bring that up in a non-confrontational way if you haven't already. Because maybe it's not what she's doing.
 
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Question;

If you took your girlfriend on a vacation to Hawaii for a week and paid for everything, drove everywhere etc. what would you expectations from her be as far as sex?
 
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Raunchy hotel "we don't have to wash the sheets" sex. At least once. And at least a tittyfuck or two.

But me, I'm a gentleman.
 
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Question;

If you took your girlfriend on a vacation to Hawaii for a week and paid for everything, drove everywhere etc. what would you expectations from her be as far as sex?
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Dating it would be daily sex and or bj
Married 1 bj and sex would depend on energy requirements of the vacation activities.

A question like that is not good, a wise man once told me to communicate.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Question;

If you took your girlfriend on a vacation to Hawaii for a week and paid for everything, drove everywhere etc. what would you expectations from her be as far as sex?
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If I took her on an all expense paid vacation, that would mean the sex is already whatever I want. You don't pay for a vacation and then hope for results. That's setting yourself up for disappointment.

Picasso's 1 bj on a week long vacation is the saddest thing I've read in a while. :(
 
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Sex wasn't at what I wanted at home but we don't live together and have different schedules.

Personally for me I'm a once a day guy. But on a vacation to a place like Hawaii? I would think more like twice a day. I'm 29, she's 24 both healthy, we should be trying to set records here man.

I mean if a woman dropped $2400 to take me some place for a week I'd do everything I could to make her happy.
 
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