Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Julian the Apostate_sl said:
I was brainwashed in the church so I held out until I was 21 to loose my virginity. I had no religious qualms about getting head from 12-15 girls before that though. Glad I don't have to play mental gymnastics anymore.
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same stuff, man. I've grown up as hardcore Christian. No masturbation et al. Constant mental gymnastic. such a wasted period of life.
 
Onoes

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He is a cruel and vengeful God.

Although to be fair, I think every one of my "firsts" was with religious girls, so while not religious myself, I had a high respect for the church's ability to churn out girls easily talked into things!
 
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Khane_sl said:
I went to a university that had an abysmal female to male ratio (1:5 women to men). We had an old saying. Women at Clarkson are like parking spots. They're all handicapped or taken.
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Lipscomb was 6:1 girl to guy. and 2 of those girls were carbon copies of her parents who've never had an original thought.

Girls raised thinking Harry Potter is the devil are the type of crazy at these schools. We got a new president in 2007 and I've heard those types aren't nearly as bad now.
 
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I had a good run in the days before college, when I worked in fast food. It was like a never ending revolving door of fresh teens to conquer. For some reason I had better luck with those girls than I did in my own high school. My first was an 18 yr old virgin and I was 16. She was about to go to college that fall and wanted to get versed in the sex before she left. So that entire summer was a good one, we were like rabbits. But that was also my first love as well, so you can imagine how attached I got to her. And when she left it was pretty hard. But I got over it eventually and it was a good learning experience for me. Not to get so attached.
 
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Onoes_sl said:
Just went to a wedding maybe 6 months ago, where the bride was 36 and claimed to be a virgin. I believe it. She's fat, mean, and SUPER Mormon. She still lived with her mom. A guy I knew through a guy I knew was marrying her, because they met playing WoW. I met her, and I get along with everyone, and in my head I thought "What an unlovable bitch". Seriously, she was bad. Permanent scowl.
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My best friend is Mormon and this pretty much describes his younger sister. The rest of the family is great but she kind of sucks. I wonder if they are both repressed lesbians.
 
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mkopec_sl said:
I had a good run in the days before college, when I worked in fast food. It was like a never ending revolving door of fresh teens to conquer. For some reason I had better luck with those girls than I did in my own high school. My first was an 18 yr old virgin and I was 16. She was about to go to college that fall and wanted to get versed in the sex before she left. So that entire summer was a good one, we were like rabbits. But that was also my first love as well, so you can imagine how attached I got to her. And when she left it was pretty hard. But I got over it eventually and it was a good learning experience for me. Not to get so attached.
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do they find you attractive in your mcdonald uniform or something similar by that nature.
 
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Actually I had a full stache and goatee when I was 16. I was the go to guy to buy beer back in those days.
 
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Reading these religious upbringing stories makes me almost glad that my parents were VW bus owning hash smoking hippies. I got the Birds & the Bees explanation by the time I was five, along with a cutesy cartoonish book as to how babies were made that included a smiley cartoonish sperm and a pair of fat parents frolicking in the bath tub. My dad revealed his playboy/penthouse magazine stash to me by the time I was 12, and the sisters were issued birth control pills the minute they started talking about boys.
 
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I'm dreading that talk with my son. I got one talk with my dad one day when we were washing dishes together and not a peep from my mom. I got the distinct feeling from my dad that she still thought I was a virgin even after a couple years of steady dating with my now wife.

Fearful fapping(no locks on our doors) is just no way to grow up. But not sure how to fix that.
 
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Just knock before entering. Save yourself a lot of embarassment.

I got the talk from my parents after I already had 3 girls under my belt.. literally.
 
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My son actually brought it up himself. Hes 12 now and jut mentioned that some kids at school were telling him about it, and thats when we had the talk. I also told him to come ask me anything. He seems to trust us in telling us crap like that. As for the fapping, its inevitable and Im sure they will find a spot to do it, like "long showers" or something, lol.
 
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My husband was raised mormon so had the same fucked in the head regarding sex stuff when I met him. He left the church at 17 on his own, but it had already done its damage. It took us quite some time to get over his hangups on masturbation and get him to really open up sex, fantasies and the like. I've pushed hard to get where we are now and our sex life is so much better for it. I'm just really happy he has been willing to meet me on the openess because I think some people wouldn't.

I definitely don't want to raise my kids in a way that gives them hangups about sex at all. We don't do it in front of the kids or anything, but we don't hide that we have a healthy sexual relationship. Nakedness in our house is nothing to be ashamed about, etc. Obviously they are still too young to understand it yet, though the oldest will probably start asking soon, but I just want them to grow up knowing that it is the most natural thing ever for people that love each other to enjoy sex with each other.
 
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I'm glad people have hang-ups about sex, the Earth is already over-populated. I'm only half-serious.

lindz, let rerolled become the next big sexual avenue for you and your husband to cross. We await you on the other side.
 
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lindz_sl said:
Nakedness in our house is nothing to be ashamed about, etc. Obviously they are still too young to understand it yet, though the oldest will probably start asking soon, but I just want them to grow up knowing that it is the most natural thing ever for people that love each other to enjoy sex with each other.
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So lindz tell me...




Do you fold socks naked?
 
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It's like she put clothes on just for the picture. I feel cheated.
 
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