Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Mrs. Gravy
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Noodleface
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Phazael
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Seems like now is the perfect time for her to practice and improve her technique. But I agree that vagoo is always the number one option, when available. Since its not and you are dealing with an injury, you need to be a good NFL coach and get the number two option the start for now.
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Noodleface
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She gives the best blow jobs I've ever had, like the dick is meant to be there. Unfortunately it sort of spoils me on it and I prefer fucking her. It's the same with handys. If I didn't know her id be sure she did a stint in porn.
BrotherWu
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I don't understand this logic. She's so good at BJs that you don't like them?
Noodleface
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It's like if you had a Wendy's inside your house. Yeah its fucking awesome for a week but then you're like goddamn can someone cook me a goddamn steak
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Noodleface
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Not asking for sympathy really, just wanted to whine about being banned from sex.
Panface it's like when you hang out with regular woman but you're like 'I really wish I could hang out on the playground'
Panface it's like when you hang out with regular woman but you're like 'I really wish I could hang out on the playground'
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Hoss
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I get it, but for me it kind of rotates around all 3 holes. When I get a lot of blowjobs, I start really craving the pussy, when I get a lot pussy, I'll start really craving the mouth or the anus. That was the meaning behind my comment about the ass. If I were in your situation, I'd be able to swap back and forth between the butt and the mouth till the repairs were done on the tunnel of love.
You can still lick her though, right?
You can still lick her though, right?
Noodleface
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Not really supposed to give oral when they're pregnant or something. I guess it you blow air in there it can kill the kid.
I don't know where I heard that.
BrotherWu
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This, exactly. Although sometimes I have full intentions of making the transition to the vag after a BJ warmup and I just vapor lock and finish without getting there.
Zaara
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iannis
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You're not supposed to blow air into the vagina.
You fuckers know you tried to do it the first time you ever ate pussy. And if you had a good girl, she told you not to and why.
It's not about killing kids.
As god damn funny as it would be to try to inflate her like a balloon, it's just not healthy or wise.
You fuckers know you tried to do it the first time you ever ate pussy. And if you had a good girl, she told you not to and why.
It's not about killing kids.
As god damn funny as it would be to try to inflate her like a balloon, it's just not healthy or wise.
Soygen
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Noodleface
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I knew you'd think I'm nuts. From the mayo clinic
Oral sex is safe during pregnancy. Ifyou receive oral sex, though, make sure your partner doesn't blow air into your vagina. Rarely, a burst of air might block a blood vessel (air embolism) — which could be a life-threatening condition for you and the baby.Jul 31, 2015
I just don't want to risk it myself.
Oral sex is safe during pregnancy. Ifyou receive oral sex, though, make sure your partner doesn't blow air into your vagina. Rarely, a burst of air might block a blood vessel (air embolism) — which could be a life-threatening condition for you and the baby.Jul 31, 2015
I just don't want to risk it myself.
iannis
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Wait. Are you blowing air into her cunny as you're licking it? Because I know techniques differ and everything but I honestly gotta say you're doing it completely wrong.
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