Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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If you're not supposed to blow air in there why is there a balloon knot at the bottom?
 
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iannis

iannis

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Next time get a brick of sharp Colby. Then yell checkmate screenshots as you orgasm.
 
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Hoss

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Hatorade said:
Did she learn how or did you man up and tell her what to do? Been fucking weeks for me, going from awesome blow jobs to none is fucking up my calm.
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I assume he got tired of being ostracized by the community.

PEER PRESSURE WORKS AGAIN
 
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Noodleface

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Hatorade said:
Did she learn how or did you man up and tell her what to do? Been fucking weeks for me, going from awesome blow jobs to none is fucking up my calm.
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I just told her that I needed a blow job and she gave me one. I nutted in like a minute flat. Also I fucked her face which I never have done. All around 10/10 would do again today.
 
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Soygen

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Nice work, Noodle. I'm proud of you. I can't even imagine proposing to a girl without fucking her face few times first.
 
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iannis

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Noodleface said:
I just told her that I needed a blow job and she gave me one. I nutted in like a minute flat. Also I fucked her face which I never have done. All around 10/10 would do again today.
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I bet she liked it too. Get her to sit on your face sometime. Show you that she loves you.

You'll be thinking, "My entire world is twat!" And it's great.
 
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Noodleface

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iannis said:
I bet she liked it too. Get her to sit on your face sometime. Show you that she loves you.

You'll be thinking, "My entire world is twat!" And it's great.
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Sometimes before getting into the dirty dirty I make her sit on my face. She always acts so surprised and it works really well.
 
Hatorade

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Big_w_powah said:
Solid life advice.
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Yeah and then upgrade to on her back, head hanging over the edge of the bed, fuck her face and full access to the rest of her. Pure trust in that position, if she can't deepthroat you will choke her and that never ends well. If you are new to that position make sure her hands are on the thighs or ass and control your flow.
 
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