Noodleface
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I provided evidence from a reputable source. Even if it's 0.0005% chance I'm not risking it.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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No but what if I accidentally exhaled or something. I don't purposely blow in there haha
Zaara
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iannis
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Because you're fifteen years old and you've got this awesome toy that a real girl is not just letting you, but asking you to play with!
Zaara
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Okay, after being a teenage girl and doing the teenage boyfriend thing, I can see why it's not too much of a stretch. Guys do weird things. Had a guy think you treated a clitoris like a mouse scroll wheel. Don't do that, either.
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iannis
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It's not like we're born knowing how to work a clit.
For example i'm still pretty sure it's in that little cleft right above her butt.
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Hoss
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I'm still trying to figure out what that warning was about. I tried to give my wife a raspberry on her clit once. That's as close as I've come to blowing into her vagina, and I don't even think that counts in this case.
For real, someone who did this shit please chime in and explain it to me. Iannis, you said you tried it the first time and your girl told you why it was bad. Enlighten me.
For real, someone who did this shit please chime in and explain it to me. Iannis, you said you tried it the first time and your girl told you why it was bad. Enlighten me.
Noodleface
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I know dude I'm not too retarded. I forgot to mention my wife is the one that told me she didn't want oral anymore because of it (while pregnant)
Pussy air is dangerous, i occasionally try to do the full in out ramrod technique and it inevitably ends up in an explosive queef
moonarchia
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Soygen
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I just meant that I've eaten my girlfriend's pussy tons of times since she got pregnant and the baby is fine. I've never heard that theory Noodle mentioned until I read his post though. I'm not blowing air into her pussy, because I'm not mentally retarded.wat?
WAT?
WTF are you people talking about?
Soygen , explain it to me please. I bet you use an air compressor attachement as a toy on your wives.
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Noodleface
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During pregnancy we used a pneumatic rotary sex tool. It broke and I inflated my wife to 38 psi. I always wondered why our third child seemed deficient...
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iannis
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I used to give her zerberts everywhere. Every now and then when we'd be kissing grab her cheeks, stroke the back of her neck all tenderly, and just empty my lungs into her.
I dunno man. I thought the shit was funny. I still do. Just monkey shit. She got to where she'd do it to me. Not for everyone I guess, but I found nothing about it unpleasant.
She really must have seen something in my eyes, cause as I was going down she said, "Don't blow in it. That would hurt." lol. Message recieved and accepted.
I did literally blow smoke up her ass one time though.
Lithose
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If chances that low scare you, then you probably shouldn't touch your wife at all. There are so many things that can kill a human, they just don't because the odds are ridiculous that everything aligns perfectly. However, straight sex during pregnancy even carries risks--those risks are just so tiny that if you were concerned about them you may as well never step outside because your car would be a murder machine by comparison.
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