Mrs. Gravy
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Mebbee....or it is the delight I receive from the plethora of good advice, humor, sadness and insight all rolled up in a hot burrito of debauchery.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Kirun
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Been married 17 years today. I was 19 on that day. It has almost been half my life.
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TrollfaceDeux
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iannis
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You're gonna wind up being one of those 50+ lifers that you tell people and they're like "hooooooly fuuuck".
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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Cool man, good work. I'm in about the same boat. Married later but we've been together a similar amount of time.
iannis
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I guess the warm sour creme smeared on the tortilla wrap has a similar, but wildly different, usage for innies?
HOT POCKETS
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Noodleface
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Guys tonight my wife committed a terrible sin.
One of my favorite meals, and the only she can really make, is chicken broccoli Ziti. It's a simple casserole. I just like it because it tastes good and is a nice comfort food.
She ran out of Ritz crackers for a topping so she added Saltines. That's fine. What she didn't tell me was she was worried about the salt flavor. So she also added butter cookies... Yeah the ones in the blue tins. Did I mention I hate butter cookies?
The first bite I took was overwhelming sweet with that awful butter cookie taste.
Never been so disappointed in a meal. Where do I bury her?
One of my favorite meals, and the only she can really make, is chicken broccoli Ziti. It's a simple casserole. I just like it because it tastes good and is a nice comfort food.
She ran out of Ritz crackers for a topping so she added Saltines. That's fine. What she didn't tell me was she was worried about the salt flavor. So she also added butter cookies... Yeah the ones in the blue tins. Did I mention I hate butter cookies?
The first bite I took was overwhelming sweet with that awful butter cookie taste.
Never been so disappointed in a meal. Where do I bury her?
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Were you planning an expansion any time soon? Under foundations is, in my experience, a perfect place to hide bodies. The digging is practically done for you!
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Noodleface
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iannis
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Yeah man I can't even explain it.
I told her next time just go with less crackers.
Fucking. Butter cookies.
Mrs. Gravy
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G's mom would make weird substitutions in recipes like that. It never turned out well. Cottage cheese in lasagna is way better than a butter cookie on a casserole.
I think you should blame her baby brain and let it go this time though.
I think you should blame her baby brain and let it go this time though.
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TrollfaceDeux
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I read noodleface's wife likes to cook steak well done and sauce them with BBQ sauce.
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Crone
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Pregnancy brain, is a real thing, for sure. Ugh. I get it, but it can be frustrating in certain situations.
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