Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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I converted my wife with steak man. Her family does that well done shit and I have her eating mediums at least. Even she makes fun of her shit tasting family now.

Also women aren't allowed to cook steaks.
 
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Picasso3

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Guys tonight my wife committed a terrible sin.

One of my favorite meals, and the only she can really make, is chicken broccoli Ziti. It's a simple casserole. I just like it because it tastes good and is a nice comfort food.

She ran out of Ritz crackers for a topping so she added Saltines. That's fine. What she didn't tell me was she was worried about the salt flavor. So she also added butter cookies... Yeah the ones in the blue tins. Did I mention I hate butter cookies?

The first bite I took was overwhelming sweet with that awful butter cookie taste.

Never been so disappointed in a meal. Where do I bury her?

How'd you handle it with her
 

mkopec

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G's mom would make weird substitutions in recipes like that. It never turned out well. Cottage cheese in lasagna is way better than a butter cookie on a casserole.

I think you should blame her baby brain and let it go this time though.

Try uncooked hot spinach artichoke dip before you bake it next time in place of the cottage or ricotta cheese.
 

Soygen

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Just make a disgusted face while saying "It's good, yeah...it's good."
 
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Deathwing

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If you guys can completely hide the body language resulting from tasting butter cookie casserole...good for you.
 
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mkopec

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Me and the wife both came from fucked up steak eating families. My dad used to shoe leather his steaks to well done and seared to the max because germs, and her family well, I dont know why but she told me stories of her mom making pot roast, you know shit that should be braised for 3-4 hours to make tender, well her mom would roast the shit for a hour or two and call it good, best meal her dog ate under the table. As to steaks, her mom would buy the cheapest shit, some sirloin shit marinating hobo meat right from above the cows rectum that anyone normal would marinade for a day or two in some acid, to break some of that shit down a little. Well she never did, for her "steaks" were "steaks". Slap that shit on the grill or pan and do it up well done style. At least my folks bought NY strip or delmonicos to ruin.

Took me a while when on my own to finally appreciate a med rare steak, at first, as all noobs, I was apprehensive. But then upon tasting and getting past the whole pink thing, it was all good. Took my wife a bit too, what I did with her was slowly and slowly introduce her to more pink every time we has steaks. She would be like " Man, this steak is a bit rare isnt it honey?" and i would tell her,my bad, sorry. The kids are still grossed out by pink or red though.
 
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Soygen

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I wouldn't even waste steak on kids. Shit is too expensive down here.
 
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mkopec

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Kids have to have a taste of the high life too, you know? And they are a bit older anyway, 15 and 12 now. So they are officially teen and pre-teen.
 

Khane

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I think one of the worst things a man can ever do to himself is lie about liking something his woman made.

"What's for dinner honey?"
"Oh that thing you like!"
"... Fuck ..."
 
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