Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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iannis

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cube steak is actually not bad though. Drop some worcestershire on that bitch, maybe some horseradish if you wanna.

I've always called that pan steak, I think. I think we're talking about the same thing.

Shit's cheap, tastes good. I ain't too proud to eat cow asshole. And beating the shit out of it is pretty fun too.
 

Picasso3

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I think one of the worst things a man can ever do to himself is lie about liking something his woman made.

"What's for dinner honey?"
"Oh that thing you like!"
"... Fuck ..."

Usually this is okay. Some days you can tell she hasn't been getting her side dick and is at the end of her rope so you just want to be positive at the moment.

You just don't know bout marriage
 
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Noodleface

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cube steak is actually not bad though. Drop some worcestershire on that bitch, maybe some horseradish if you wanna.

I've always called that pan steak, I think. I think we're talking about the same thing.

Shit's cheap, tastes good. I ain't too proud to eat cow asshole. And beating the shit out of it is pretty fun too.
It's OK but it's tough unless you really. Work it in. It has the texture like someone beat it with a spiked mallet.
 

Deathwing

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cube steak is actually not bad though. Drop some worcestershire on that bitch, maybe some horseradish if you wanna.

I've always called that pan steak, I think. I think we're talking about the same thing.

Shit's cheap, tastes good. I ain't too proud to eat cow asshole. And beating the shit out of it is pretty fun too.
Cube steak is for braising, not for quick cooking.
 

Soygen

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Is cube steak what they use in chicken fried steak? That's one of my favorite diner foods. I'm hungry as hell right now.
 

Deathwing

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Usually, yes. You can kinda "cheat" the tough meat by pounding it out and/or puncturing it a bunch of times with a meat tenderizer(basically a bunch of spring-loaded needles).
 

iannis

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Well yeah, it's not as good as real steak. But it'll do.

You can also crock pot it and it gets so tender it about falls apart. At that point you're kind of making a meat sauce.

Don't make much though. It's no good reheated. The fat congeals and geh.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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If you're not going to buy a good cut of beef, just do burgers with ground beef. Fucking savages
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Hahahaha...No, I am just trying to stick to the theme! :D
I converted my wife with steak man.

Also women aren't allowed to cook steaks.
HEY! I make a very nice Med Rare steak by using the Anova and a super hot cast iron pan, thank you very much. I paid some attention to G's meat skills and also the fine information contained in the cooking thread.

In other news...dating is weird. I like it, (yay, food and sex!) but it's weird.

This Thursday evening will be 366 days...(it would have been 365...leap year). I made a start at cleaning G's office last night. I threw away 2 big ass trash bags full of crap. I have a tote full of donation stuff and I am probably only 1/4 of the way through. I need a dumpster and a burn pile.
 
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Koushirou

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My BF's family ruined him on steak pretty much (and other random shit like pork chops) by cooking that shit to death. I got him to at least try some medium/medium-rare filet mignon while on our cruise and while he said it wasn't too bad the steak smell is just an instant turn off. How do I get this man to enjoy steak?
 

Soygen

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Only get that at Cracker Barrel, the one time I go a year, decade, century?
Yeah, it's probably been a couple years since I had one, but now I think I'll get one this weekend.
 
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