Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Koushirou said:
My BF's family ruined him on steak pretty much (and other random shit like pork chops) by cooking that shit to death. I got him to at least try some medium/medium-rare filet mignon while on our cruise and while he said it wasn't too bad the steak smell is just an instant turn off. How do I get this man to enjoy steak?
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No idea. My brother won't convert either.

Something about the 'blood' and it being 'raw'
 
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It's almost like people like different things from each other, the horror!
 
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Beef carpaccio is God's food.
 
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On a separate yet related note, my wife saw canned beef barbecue and got some. Like canned chicken or tuna, but bbq. I am married to a Philistine.
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
G's mom would make weird substitutions in recipes like that. It never turned out well. Cottage cheese in lasagna is way better than a butter cookie on a casserole.

I think you should blame her baby brain and let it go this time though.
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I never cared for the ricotta or cottage cheese in lasagna, so I just started using EVEN MORE MOZZARELLA as it's replacement.

 
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Khane

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But what about Mascarpone?
 
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Noodle better make sure his wife doesn't use Cool Whip as a replacement for cheese
 
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I feel like without cottage or ricotta cheese in the mix the texture of the lasagna would get super boring after a few bites
 
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Noodleface

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Adebisi said:
Noodle better make sure his wife doesn't use Cool Whip as a replacement for cheese
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I can't let her cook because she gets weird ingredients.

Always low fat stuff which basically means 0 flavor.

She can bake and stay at that. This was the one recipe that she found and is so simple I thought even a retard couldn't fuck it up.

Also her mother gave her this secret family recipe for red pasta sauce and it's fucking terrible. It's super sweet with barely any seasoning. The whole family loves it and I'm sitting here being the one Italian dude basically hating it.
 
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