Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface said:
I can't let her cook because she gets weird ingredients.

Always low fat stuff which basically means 0 flavor.

She can bake and stay at that. This was the one recipe that she found and is so simple I thought even a retard couldn't fuck it up.

Also her mother gave her this secret family recipe for red pasta sauce and it's fucking terrible. It's super sweet with barely any seasoning. The whole family loves it and I'm sitting here being the one Italian dude basically hating it.
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I'm a gravy snob and I really hate eating other people's with the exception of my mothers.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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Why the fuck are American Inventors stoll using cottage cheese and lasagna together.

Also you season ricotta and mix it with egg and cream for lasagna you fucking savages
 
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Khane

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I don't know what Noodle was eating if he thought it was dry and powdery. But it certainly wasn't Ricotta.

Speaking of food. I've gained 10 lbs since my girlfriend told me she loved me. Bring on the lazy train boys. My work is done!
 
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I've surpassed my mother's cooking skills with the exception of holiday dinners. Her roast beef/prime rib dinners with mashed potatoes, various butter soaked and perfectly seasoned veggies, Yorkshire pudding, gravy ... cannot be replicated.

When I'm eating I shove everything into the Yorkshire like I'm 8 years old.
 
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Khane said:
I don't know what Noodle was eating if he thought it was dry and powdery. But it certainly wasn't Ricotta.

Speaking of food. I've gained 10 lbs since my girlfriend told me she loved me. Bring on the lazy train boys. My work is done!
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How soon til you bail out
 
Khane

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What are you talking about? It's time to eat, drink and be merry.
 
Soygen

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Yeah, I gained like 20 lbs in the first year I dated my girlfriend, then dropped it all and got back into shape. Then gained like 15 lbs back since I found out she was pregnant.
 
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iannis

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Soygen said:
Yeah, I gained like 20 lbs in the first year I dated my girlfriend, then dropped it all and got back into shape. Then gained like 15 lbs back since I found out she was pregnant.
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You should start doing coke.

It's not like she can leave you now.
 
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Saga continues...

Last night I was looking for a snack and found a sleeve of Ritz. She immediately blamed me for 'putting them' on a shelf she couldn't see.

Divorce will be finalized this afternoon
 
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Noodleface said:
Saga continues...

Last night I was looking for a snack and found a sleeve of Ritz. She immediately blamed me for 'putting them' on a shelf she couldn't see.

Divorce will be finalized this afternoon
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I assume the judge is going to side with you completely after hearing this story.
 
Khane

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So you guys take the sleeves of crackers out of their boxes and then throw the boxes away or something?
 
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