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No but I bet I didn'tSo you guys take the sleeves of crackers out of their boxes and then throw the boxes away or something?
No but I bet I didn'tSo you guys take the sleeves of crackers out of their boxes and then throw the boxes away or something?
So you guys take the sleeves of crackers out of their boxes and then throw the boxes away or something?
Maybe like a ... banana cream pie casserole?
She actually used "Putten on" with "Ritz" in a sentence and you want to divorce her? "Putting on the ritz".Saga continues...
Last night I was looking for a snack and found a sleeve of Ritz. She immediately blamed me for 'putting them' on a shelf she couldn't see.
Divorce will be finalized this afternoon
I think I may have to cut her loose.
A month cooped up in the woods with her conservative parents has just driven her deeper into Tumblr and radicalized moreso.
Any progress I've made has been destroyed we just got into our first "fight" because I said I dislike CNN. And she freaked out basically saying that because Donald Trump's dislikes something that must mean it's the best thing ever.
So this girl who probably doesn't even have CNN is now the biggest CNN fanboy.
I'm getting weary bros I think I'm failing.
Some chick shared that on my friend's Facebook and I couldn't help myself. I'm the green text.
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I think I may have to cut her loose.
A month cooped up in the woods with her conservative parents has just driven her deeper into Tumblr and radicalized moreso.
Any progress I've made has been destroyed we just got into our first "fight" because I said I dislike CNN. And she freaked out basically saying that because Donald Trump's dislikes something that must mean it's the best thing ever.
So this girl who probably doesn't even have CNN is now the biggest CNN fanboy.
I'm getting weary bros I think I'm failing.
What's gaslighting? Is that a jew/nazi reference?
a_skeleton_02, tell her you didn't even know Trump said that, then accuse her of being a secret Trump supporter for listening to that press conference. Tell her you can't and won't compete with him for her affection, she needs to decide between the 2 of you.
After that, add "The Full Trump" to the sexual activities list, where she acts like a russian hooker and pisses on the bed.