Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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So you guys take the sleeves of crackers out of their boxes and then throw the boxes away or something?

You got a box of whatever with only 1 sleeve left and need some room? Easier than reorganizing sometimes.

Still, I wouldn't do that kinda substitution. Your casserole is just going crustless at worse. Or, make your own with flour, butter, and seasoning! It's a good technique to know because it's a good pie topper. Or just forgo the crust and make a crumble/crisp.
 

iannis

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Butter cookies in a casserole is one of those "I wonder why no one does this" experiments. Then you taste it and realize that people DO do it... but just don't want to admit they thought it might have been a good idea.
 

Srathor

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Saga continues...

Last night I was looking for a snack and found a sleeve of Ritz. She immediately blamed me for 'putting them' on a shelf she couldn't see.

Divorce will be finalized this afternoon
She actually used "Putten on" with "Ritz" in a sentence and you want to divorce her? "Putting on the ritz".

That woman is a god damned genius.

 
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a_skeleton_02

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I think I may have to cut her loose.

A month cooped up in the woods with her conservative parents has just driven her deeper into Tumblr and radicalized moreso.

Any progress I've made has been destroyed we just got into our first "fight" because I said I dislike CNN. And she freaked out basically saying that because Donald Trump's dislikes something that must mean it's the best thing ever.

So this girl who probably doesn't even have CNN is now the biggest CNN fanboy.

I'm getting weary bros I think I'm failing.
 

Noodleface

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I think I may have to cut her loose.

A month cooped up in the woods with her conservative parents has just driven her deeper into Tumblr and radicalized moreso.

Any progress I've made has been destroyed we just got into our first "fight" because I said I dislike CNN. And she freaked out basically saying that because Donald Trump's dislikes something that must mean it's the best thing ever.

So this girl who probably doesn't even have CNN is now the biggest CNN fanboy.

I'm getting weary bros I think I'm failing.
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Soygen

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Some chick shared that on my friend's Facebook and I couldn't help myself. I'm the green text.

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Cad

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Some chick shared that on my friend's Facebook and I couldn't help myself. I'm the green text.

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It's a horrible trend online now where anytime you disagree with anybody it's "gaslighting"

I guess it's no different than if you say one black guy looks stupid you're a racist, or if you disagree with a woman you're a misogynist, or if a girl has 2 beers and changes her mind later it was rape, but the whole "take this horrible horrible thing people do and start calling everything that horrible thing" thing needs to stop. It's bullshit.
 

iannis

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Sounds to me like Bob managed to avoid five years of aggravation and tedium. If Sally wants to be miserable Bob should let her. Bob ain't her daddy.
 
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I think I may have to cut her loose.

A month cooped up in the woods with her conservative parents has just driven her deeper into Tumblr and radicalized moreso.

Any progress I've made has been destroyed we just got into our first "fight" because I said I dislike CNN. And she freaked out basically saying that because Donald Trump's dislikes something that must mean it's the best thing ever.

So this girl who probably doesn't even have CNN is now the biggest CNN fanboy.

I'm getting weary bros I think I'm failing.


I have never really been in that situation but always wondered about it. Why not just go all in and tell her everything you want, throw in everything and the kitchen sink. If she says 'no' then you don't have to put up with some annoying emu anymore. If she says yes then you just got everything you ever wanted from a girlfriend.
 

Hoss

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What's gaslighting? Is that a jew/nazi reference?

a_skeleton_02, tell her you didn't even know Trump said that, then accuse her of being a secret Trump supporter for listening to that press conference. Tell her you can't and won't compete with him for her affection, she needs to decide between the 2 of you.

After that, add "The Full Trump" to the sexual activities list, where she acts like a russian hooker and pisses on the bed.
 

a_skeleton_02

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What's gaslighting? Is that a jew/nazi reference?

a_skeleton_02, tell her you didn't even know Trump said that, then accuse her of being a secret Trump supporter for listening to that press conference. Tell her you can't and won't compete with him for her affection, she needs to decide between the 2 of you.

After that, add "The Full Trump" to the sexual activities list, where she acts like a russian hooker and pisses on the bed.

I think she may be into pee actually.

She was talking about the golden shower scandal and she said she hopes Trump isn't kinky like that because she doesn't want to be associated with him due to her kinks.

It's probably just more progressive BS
 
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Noodleface

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I don't remember exactly but my sister told me her ex boyfriend mentally abused her with Gaslighting. Sounded like a crock of shit