Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kirun

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That would have opposite of the desired effect.

Yeah, ghosting or "distancing" yourself from a chick is going to send her into overdrive. The best way to get a chick to back off is to become extremely needy and/or play the overly nice guy.
 

iannis

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Sounds boooooooooring.

They didn't even have color back then! Or 'splosions.

I think it's been talked about before. I just didn't connect the two.
 

Noodleface

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It's just a long troll. No one gets falsely accused of rape then dates a non gendered sjw college chick.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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It's just a long troll. No one gets falsely accused of rape then dates a non gendered sjw college chick.

I was going to post the same thing lol.

I think I posted it before but my ex left me two years ago and put me in a real bad state of depression as she cheated on me with a friend of mine.

Last March she got back in touch and wanted to mend fences between us so I invited them over a few times to hang out. Well my EX is just as perverted as me so we ended up fooling around all three of us for a while.

The problem arose was when she would come over by herself when he was at work and we would fuck. I was just happy to be seeing her again so I believed her when she said it was ok.

I don't know the specifics of how she got caught but one night I dropped her off fine and in the morning I got a text from her saying "never speak to me or Pat again etcetcetc"

I go six months with out talking to them and one day a mutual friend of mine(they are all co-workers with the boyfriend and live with him so I really just cut contact with most of them) said she sent a letter out saying I had raped her after dinner one night and that she loved Pat and would never cheat on him.

What I had to do was take the VZW cloud files of my 3k texts from her plus the 20+ nude pictures she sent me with time stamps to a lawyer and pay him $1200 to draft a letter and I had it sent to their house and his place of business(family run) Saying here is the proof if you want to see it and I will sue if you continue to slander me.

Never heard anything back and the two got kicked out of the place they lived at by my friends who now talk to me again.

About two months after he found out unequivocally she cheated on him and let me piss in her mouth and cum in her before going home to fuck him he proposes and married her in a non ceramony in a backyard.

She has gained about 50lbs now so we good.

Dating fucked up girls isn't an outlier for me Noodleface Noodleface it's literally the only type of girl I'm attracted too.
 

a_skeleton_02

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How German are you



Very Italian but I have a huge pee fetish. I turned her into it when we dated and apparently she tried to get him to do it a couple times but he wouldn't.

I used to piss in a funnel sticking out of her ass or just piss down her throat.

It's very degrading we both loved it.
 

a_skeleton_02

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I just realized This is probably why i'm trying to hard to turn this chick back from the SJE dark side.

My ex was my perfect Aryan Princess now she is some fat pink haired BLM poster. I went on her Tumblr one time and actually broke down in tears.

All she does now is get high and post dumb shit online, she changed her major from Accounting to Philosophy then she dropped out. Got married to some cuck who lets her cheat day and night and supports her alongside her enabling father.

If I can save this nonbinary genderqueer rabid feminist then maybe there is still hope for anyone.
 

a_skeleton_02

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Fucking slob. Organize your rape drawer

lol I was on such a dry streak for a while I was using my sex zipties for actual home improvement projects.

I have some pvp pipe in the basement held together by neon pink zipties and I actually used that ruler to measure something once.
 

Noodleface

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Very Italian but I have a huge pee fetish. I turned her into it when we dated and apparently she tried to get him to do it a couple times but he wouldn't.

I used to piss in a funnel sticking out of her ass or just piss down her throat.

It's very degrading we both loved it.
I must be the most vanilla man ever. This is disgusting
 
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lurkingdirk

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Saga continues...

Last night I was looking for a snack and found a sleeve of Ritz. She immediately blamed me for 'putting them' on a shelf she couldn't see.

Divorce will be finalized this afternoon

I had to put this here.

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