Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Soygen
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I was masturbating and looking at dirty mags at a very young age(well before I could even blow a load). By the time porn became so easy to get on the internet, I was already in very advanced-staged depravity. I'm running out of things to watch/do. I guess it's time for auto-erotic-asphyxiation. Wish me luck!
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Hoss
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@a_skeleton_02 don't forget to get our pictures before she dumps you.
And did you ever post the pics of the ex? I remember you declined to do so because of potential pending legal action. Sounds like that's behind you now, so do it.
And did you ever post the pics of the ex? I remember you declined to do so because of potential pending legal action. Sounds like that's behind you now, so do it.
Vanderhoof
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Fucking Cardassians.
I'm a tard and couldnt post this from my mobile.
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Noodleface
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Im into a lot of really terrible, terrible shit. I've seen some things I'd rather not ever talk about but pissing into a funnel in someone's ass has never been my cup of tea. I'll just ejaculate thank you very much.
Vanderhoof
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I don't think i really could bring myself too, She is behind me now but part of me will always love her. Even now I get shit from my friends because I won't bash her when it comes up.
It's very out of the norm for me honestly.
Aldarion
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I know the convention on this forum is to claim (a) we all love the most depraved sexual shit we've ever heard of and (b) our supermodel nymphomaniac wives love it too. And I know the convention is to wave off weird sexual shit we're not into personally with "oh, thats fine, we're all into some weird shit".
But I do think theres a distinction to be made between sexytime activities that physically tickle one or both partners genitals (relatively normal) with activities that dont (like peeing in someones butthole).
Not sayin youre bad people, just saying thats pretty fuckin weird. Like, its not even really sex related at that point, its more in the realm of someone who stores their urine in jars under the bed.
But I do think theres a distinction to be made between sexytime activities that physically tickle one or both partners genitals (relatively normal) with activities that dont (like peeing in someones butthole).
Not sayin youre bad people, just saying thats pretty fuckin weird. Like, its not even really sex related at that point, its more in the realm of someone who stores their urine in jars under the bed.
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ZyyzYzzy
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Noodleface
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Well yeah basically that's what I mean.
I don't care that a_skeleton_02 pees in butts. I do care that he gets carried in mythic raids and sounds like a high-school girl
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Why are you trying to tell people what they like isn't REALLY sex?
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Hoss
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For the record, when you're ready to cut SJW chick loose, all you need to do is start talking about your ex like this. I'm not advising that anytime soon, just saying that you apparently have this ace in the hole when it's time.
Mrs. Gravy
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iannis
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peeing in butts is a step too far?
God I don't even know what I'd do with a girl that wanted me to pee in her butt. I'm pretty sure i'd fucking evacuate immediately. Well, obviously, I would pee in her butt first. So not like immediately immediately.
I'm all for kink and just going crazy during sex. But that's pushing into some psychological territory that... some bridges just can't be uncrossed. Some dicks just can't be unsucked. Some dignity just cannot be regained.
There's a greek origin word for it related to hubris. I can't remember what the word is at the moment, but it originated to describe a situation where a man would perform degrading sex acts with a slave. Degrading for the slave, perhaps, but more importantly equally degrading for the master to engage in.
It's a very, very, old kink.
God I don't even know what I'd do with a girl that wanted me to pee in her butt. I'm pretty sure i'd fucking evacuate immediately. Well, obviously, I would pee in her butt first. So not like immediately immediately.
I'm all for kink and just going crazy during sex. But that's pushing into some psychological territory that... some bridges just can't be uncrossed. Some dicks just can't be unsucked. Some dignity just cannot be regained.
There's a greek origin word for it related to hubris. I can't remember what the word is at the moment, but it originated to describe a situation where a man would perform degrading sex acts with a slave. Degrading for the slave, perhaps, but more importantly equally degrading for the master to engage in.
It's a very, very, old kink.
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ZyyzYzzy
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Are you telling me Mrs. Gravy never anally ingested gravy?
Didn't realize you were so proper!
iannis
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Mrs. Gravy
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It was the funnel and the rape kit....and I am not telling the rest - I have not been drinking yet today. Maybe later.
Hoss
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I'm trying to decide what I like best about this picture. It's either the "Sex Grease" or that the funnel is a tranny funnel.
Fucking tiggles buys his sex toys from an auto part store.
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