Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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They don't make Pee funnels to my knowledge so i bought mine on amazon.
AND Sex grease is the best lube on the market, I dated a Vegan and it was the only thing she'd use since it is Vegan.
and about the Pee part, the Pee in the asshole was for her benefit not mine I liked to pee in her mouth.
She would bend over and I would pee in her then she would play with herself and when she came she would get all tight and it would squirt out on the floor.
Then I would throw her in it and have her clean my bare feet with her mouth.
Neither of us have tattoos or piercings and she went to church with her parents twice a week neither of us (at the time) gave off the appearance of sexual deviants.
I'll go to kink events once a month in philly and people think i'm part of the hotel staff because I don't come in looking like a leather gimp.
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iannis
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Still though, the best sex requires a painters tarp.
Have you ever tried to clean bacon grease stains out of upholstery?
Not sexy, dude. Not sexy at all.
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ZyyzYzzy
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Cad
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I mean, I don't normally associate peeing with anything sexy, but I dun give a fuck what a_skeleton_02 does if the women he does it to like it.
I think his general practices probably indicate some latent psychological problems, but I don't think peeing in the butt is the straw that broke the camels back or anything....
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Describe it for me. I've used Vaseline, KY jelly, and Astroglide (water based). Compare it to those 3 please.
Mrs. Gravy
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Virgin organic coconut oil is better anyway...toss a sheet down first; painters tarp is too rough.
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Noodleface
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iannis
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Eww, don't use vaseline. That's petro based.
You can use it to jerk off, but don't even use it for anal lube. That shit should not be inside anyone. If you're gonna do that use vegetable oil.
And i'm not saying that you should use Crisco for lube, lol. But it's better than Vaseline.
You can use it to jerk off, but don't even use it for anal lube. That shit should not be inside anyone. If you're gonna do that use vegetable oil.
And i'm not saying that you should use Crisco for lube, lol. But it's better than Vaseline.
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Fucking Cardassians.
I'm a tard and couldnt post this from my mobile.
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I was a little too young (31 now) for TNG's glory days but I always enjoyed it. I've never seen this episode but I think it's considered the best (or at least top 3) episodes of all time.
ZyyzYzzy
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Uhh so odds that @a_skeleton_02 picks up street walkers, pisses in their butts, makes them lick his feet then murders them?
iannis
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It's on netflix.
I remember watching it with friends when it first aired. It was so much lols.
It's a good episode, it honestly is, but Stewart hams it up sooooooooooo fucking hard that it's impossible not to burst out laughing at the end of it.
You gotta remember though that shows like Buffy, Xena, and Hercules were popular. Super hammy was 100% ok. And for TNG Star Trek it's more like 150% ok.
The joke was always, "#1 I have to go #2". And there were some good drinking games. "Riker (post-beard) does something studly, take a rip". "Troy shows off that wonderful ass, take a rip". "'Shut up Wesley', take a rip"
Zaara
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It's about humiliation and degradation. I'm not saying those two things don't have a place in the bedroom. Every couple/pairing is different. I just don't understand the leap between using a person's body for ones own sexual fulfillment and turning them into a toilet. I'm trying to picture what kind of woman find herself laying on her back with her ass in the air and a goddamn bright red funnel sticking out of her while someone pees into that funnel, and what kind of thought process is involved to make her 'love it'. I think it's an easy assumption to make that whatever that thought process might be is not a healthy one.
I've had dealings with only one pro watersports guy (that I know of), and I only found out about it after the fact when he complained he'd been completely alienated by his social group because he asked a hook-up to piss on him. The guy was a fucking lunatic. Sex with him wasn't at all fulfilling or sexy because it wasn't about getting off, it was about indulging all his weird neuroses and complexes in a physical way. Maybe it's unfair to use him as anecdotal evidence that watersports can't be an healthy/normal thing, but you go by what you know.
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